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Twice Baked Virgins I went to hang out with some friends and found myself at a party We sat around drinking, smoking, laughing, the weed was hearty The more we sat and smoked and talked, secret details were revealed Some needed just to talk things out, and then found that they were healed Other info was also told, which brought to my face such a big grin Two of the ladies in the room, sitting next to me were both untouched virgins I smoked them up another time, twice now they’d been baked I took them both up to my room, having ice cream AND cake The experience was delightful; we had all had lots of fun Until one of the virgin’s Father walked in with a gun Running down the street half clothed, now that part WASN’T fun! © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. Lauging my fargin ass off... I knew that you would Rock this one Den, and you didn't let me down at all. This was Halarious, well put together, and, of course, greatly fun to read. I'm still laughing about it. Proud (lol, although it isn't me) that you take each challenge in stride, and come out smelling like a rose! Thanks for writing this for me/for everyone Den... If you were running (fully clothed) for Poetic President... I'd vote for you. Three cheers for Den! Oncore! and a standing ovation! (really, I stood up) |
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Twice Baked Virgins I went to hang out with some friends and found myself at a party We sat around drinking, smoking, laughing, the weed was hearty The more we sat and smoked and talked, secret details were revealed Some needed just to talk things out, and then found that they were healed Other info was also told, which brought to my face such a big grin Two of the ladies in the room, sitting next to me were both untouched virgins I smoked them up another time, twice now they’d been baked I took them both up to my room, having ice cream AND cake The experience was delightful; we had all had lots of fun Until one of the virgin’s Father walked in with a gun Running down the street half clothed, now that part WASN’T fun! © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. Lauging my fargin ass off... I knew that you would Rock this one Den, and you didn't let me down at all. This was Halarious, well put together, and, of course, greatly fun to read. I'm still laughing about it. Proud (lol, although it isn't me) that you take each challenge in stride, and come out smelling like a rose! Thanks for writing this for me/for everyone Den... If you were running (fully clothed) for Poetic President... I'd vote for you. Three cheers for Den! Oncore! and a standing ovation! (really, I stood up) LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much, may we both get published and able to buy LOTS of hookers from NY  
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Twice Baked Virgins I went to hang out with some friends and found myself at a party We sat around drinking, smoking, laughing, the weed was hearty The more we sat and smoked and talked, secret details were revealed Some needed just to talk things out, and then found that they were healed Other info was also told, which brought to my face such a big grin Two of the ladies in the room, sitting next to me were both untouched virgins I smoked them up another time, twice now they’d been baked I took them both up to my room, having ice cream AND cake The experience was delightful; we had all had lots of fun Until one of the virgin’s Father walked in with a gun Running down the street half clothed, now that part WASN’T fun! © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. Lauging my fargin ass off... I knew that you would Rock this one Den, and you didn't let me down at all. This was Halarious, well put together, and, of course, greatly fun to read. I'm still laughing about it. Proud (lol, although it isn't me) that you take each challenge in stride, and come out smelling like a rose! Thanks for writing this for me/for everyone Den... If you were running (fully clothed) for Poetic President... I'd vote for you. Three cheers for Den! Oncore! and a standing ovation! (really, I stood up) LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much, may we both get published and able to buy LOTS of hookers from NY both of you should be careful of that lol 
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Edited by
Sitngrin
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Fri 03/14/08 10:52 PM
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I plead the fifth your honor.....................
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I don't have much time today to be on the computer, but I'll take the first request if someone wants to throw something my way.
~Den |
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how about
beliving again ... 
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Got my request. Thank you Ms. Pinky. I will have it done by 12:00 AM haha
~Den |
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Hey my friend ok I got one for you. How bout never give up on love. 
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Hey my friend ok I got one for you. How bout never give up on love. I'll try to get them both, the internet has been a pain in the.....lately, but I will get on them now  ~Den |
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Hey my friend ok I got one for you. How bout never give up on love. I'll try to get them both, the internet has been a pain in the.....lately, but I will get on them now ~Den awww hope it works for you soon
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how about beliving again ... Hoping you enjoy ((((R  )))) Believing Again I know I let you down, I know the pain I caused It was not with intention my darling, I'm a human and have flaws Never will I lie to you, in me you can put all of your trust I will never hurt you like that again, or treat you with unjust Allow yourself to forgive me and believe in me again Help remove this frown from my face and allow me once more to grin I will not disappoint you baby, I'd rather be tortured and killed Then to bring inside you heart once the pain I made you feel © 2008 Den Wedding. All rights reserved. |
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how about beliving again ... Hoping you enjoy ((((R )))) Believing Again I know I let you down, I know the pain I caused It was not with intention my darling, I'm a human and have flaws Never will I lie to you, in me you can put all of your trust I will never hurt you like that again, or treat you with unjust Allow yourself to forgive me and believe in me again Help remove this frown from my face and allow me once more to grin I will not disappoint you baby, I'd rather be tortured and killed Then to bring inside you heart once the pain I made you feel © 2008 Den Wedding. All rights reserved. awwww another good one my friend
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Thank you very much, your kind words always make me feel good about how/what I'm writing about!
And now for YOUR request Never Give Up On Love For so long now, I have been sad and closed, so secluded, so lonely I wake myself in the night with my arm reaching over for someone to touch I watch couples arm in arm walking down the street and I think if only………. I miss the things I once had, the physical touch, the sweet soft times And I ask myself, how did I get so alone, things have become so intertwined My heart begs out to me to please open up for the world to see I begin to think on things, how I’ve given up, how I wish I could rewind Before sadness takes my heart, however, it quickly occurs to me That never should I give up on, I will find that ONE eventually So open up my heart I did and let my soul shine through my eyes That special one did show up, all my dreams came true; we’re living life side by side Now that I’m in my own utopia, I’m able to share my story with friends To my extreme delight, I see my advice has brought them love in the end © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. |
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Awwwww again my friend both are excellent writes from the heart never forget the special touch or words from another follow your dreams and go for what makes your heart happy.
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Thank you very much, ((((TXG)))). I appreciate your feed back very much! Glad you enjoyed it!!!
~Den |
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Ok, I'm ready for more challenges. Lets do the first five this time. I'd like to see some new faces make a request- if it's been lost in translation, basically, you give a word or a sentence and I challenge myself to create a poem around it.
~Den |
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"Star's in Your Eyes"
heheheh even changed my pic so you would see a new face 
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Only you would think to do that hahaha, ok "Stars in your eyes" is #1 |
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Thank you very much, your kind words always make me feel good about how/what I'm writing about! And now for YOUR request Never Give Up On Love For so long now, I have been sad and closed, so secluded, so lonely I wake myself in the night with my arm reaching over for someone to touch I watch couples arm in arm walking down the street and I think if only………. I miss the things I once had, the physical touch, the sweet soft times And I ask myself, how did I get so alone, things have become so intertwined My heart begs out to me to please open up for the world to see I begin to think on things, how I’ve given up, how I wish I could rewind Before sadness takes my heart, however, it quickly occurs to me That never should I give up on, I will find that ONE eventually So open up my heart I did and let my soul shine through my eyes That special one did show up, all my dreams came true; we’re living life side by side Now that I’m in my own utopia, I’m able to share my story with friends To my extreme delight, I see my advice has brought them love in the end © Copyright 2008 Den Wedding. All Rights Reserved by Author. Den thank you hon sorry i didn't post sooner your always the best and a close friend of mine that was sweet
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It was truly, honestly my pleasure. I hope everyone enjoys it as much as you!!!!!
~Den |
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