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Fine, I'll tell the truth.
It's 19 inches. Not to brag. |
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My e-penis is about 15 inches... around. So like a cake then. Gotcha. 
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15"??? Is that all??? Dang, you know I'm a brotha, so technically I could just unwind mine, and slap you with it from where I stand...
But I just washed it... Soo.... I'm gonna let that slide. |
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Ok then mine is 1/2 an inch, from the ground, limp. When you're laying face-down on the ground. |
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hi izzie 
ahhh gypsy 
and princess 
and everyone who smokes
face
cause i only came on here to say hi to you and you didnt say hi back.....sorry im sensetive..... hi and goodnite izzie
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15"??? Is that all??? Dang, you know I'm a brotha, so technically I could just unwind mine, and slap you with it from where I stand... But I just washed it... Soo.... I'm gonna let that slide. Damn what a stereotypical thing to say, if that's the case then I must be part brother somewhere, cause I have to roll mine up 6 times, with a big deep sea fishing reel. |
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Lol, battle of the net-sausages.
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Lol, battle of the net-sausages. OK... OK... I quit... too funny... |
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Mine's so big it goes into the 6th dimension. It just skips four and five.
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Yeah I guess.
But I am fighting a losing battle, I don't care how big mine is, as long as it does it's job, then that's all that matters. |
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You know what really pisses me off? Bodies of water that think they're oh so much better than other things. You know...
like LAKE SUPERIOR! |
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I really don't care about size as long as he can make me scream and have multiple O's I am sooo happy!!
 
Guys I thaught it was really funny the first time a guy asked me how big my c**t was and I told him but he didn't believe me till I sent him a pic and then he was like "DAMN U WERN'T JOKING" nope I wasn't!!
Sooo my question is does that really matter and how phat the coochie is?? 
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Mine's so big it goes into the 6th dimension. It just skips four and five. I am not standing near you, for fear of the BIG bolt of lightining fixing to hit you in the head. |
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I really don't care about size as long as he can make me scream and have multiple O's I am sooo happy!!
Guys I thaught it was really funny the first time a guy asked me how big my c**t was and I told him but he didn't believe me till I sent him a pic and then he was like "DAMN U WERN'T JOKING" nope I wasn't!!
Sooo my question is does that really matter and how phat the coochie is??
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I really don't care about size as long as he can make me scream and have multiple O's I am sooo happy!!
Guys I thaught it was really funny the first time a guy asked me how big my c**t was and I told him but he didn't believe me till I sent him a pic and then he was like "DAMN U WERN'T JOKING" nope I wasn't!!
Sooo my question is does that really matter and how phat the coochie is??
Ummm....ok I have no idea what that means, but ok. |
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I really don't care about size as long as he can make me scream and have multiple O's I am sooo happy!!
Guys I thaught it was really funny the first time a guy asked me how big my c**t was and I told him but he didn't believe me till I sent him a pic and then he was like "DAMN U WERN'T JOKING" nope I wasn't!!
Sooo my question is does that really matter and how phat the coochie is??
Um.... you win? *insert white flag emoticon here* |
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That was wrong on so many levels.
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Edited by
curios789
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Wed 03/05/08 12:09 AM
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Mine's so big it goes into the 6th dimension. It just skips four and five. I am not standing near you, for fear of the BIG bolt of lightining fixing to hit you in the head. Don't worry, I have it put away. Everyone knows lightning hits the tallest thing in the area. As long as it's in my pants, we're safe. And I live near Sears Tower. 
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nite scotty...
 
hi izzie
ahhh gypsy
and princess
and everyone who smokes
face
cause i only came on here to say hi to you and you didnt say hi back.....sorry im sensetive..... hi and goodnite izzie
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Ok, how about how nice your ride is?
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