Hey ladies, Im a nice guy Now show me your boobys

Send me your e-mail address and I'll shoot'em over... wait... I've got no gun. Might I borrow yours?

As I look over the many profiles here, the one thing that I see a lot is: Where are all the nice guys, or just looking for a nice guy, or are all the nice guys taken, etc… you get the idea.

So what happened to all the nice guys?

The answer is simple: You did.

Think back, really hard and maybe you will vaguely remember a nice guy who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He would tag along with you when you went shopping. He would stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely, but didn't feel like going out. He would even sit there and hold you and listen while you sobbed and told him about how much of an asshole the other guy that you were ****ing was.

Perhaps at the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how much he was like a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him.

They may have even teased you a little because they thought he had a crush on you. Of course you denied having any romantic feelings for him, and claimed that you were "just friends."

Besides, he totally wasn't your type. I mean, he was maybe a little too short, or too bald, or too fat, or too poor, or didn't know how to dress himself, or basically be or do any of the things that your tall, good-looking, fit, rich, stylish boyfriend at the time pulled off with such ease.

Eventually, your nice guy buddy drifted away, as your relationship with the boyfriend got more serious and spending time with this other guy was, admittedly, a little weird, since you weren’t dating him.

More time passed, and the boyfriend eventually cheated on you, or became boring, or you realized that the things that attracted you to him weren't the kinds of things that make for a good, long-term relationship.

So, now, you're single again, and after having tried the bar scene for several months having only encountered players and douche bags, you wonder, What happened to all the “nice guys“?

Well, once again, It was you.

You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive “nice guy“.

Eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life. He probably came to realize that women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open, or make dinners just because, or buy you a Christmas gift that you mentioned that you really wanted five months ago, or listen when you were upset, or held you when you cried.

He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more like the asshole boyfriend that you had. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.

Fact is now, he's probably getting laid, and in a way, your ultimate rejection of him is to thank for that.

I'm sorry that it took the complete absence of "nice guys" in your life for you to realize that you missed them and wanted them. Most women will only have a handful of “nice guys” stumble into their lives, if that.

So ladies, if you're looking for the “nice guy“, here's what you should do:

1.) Build a time machine.
2.) Go back a few years and pull your head out of your ass.
3.) Take a look at what's right in front of you and grab a hold of it.

I suppose the other possibility is that you STILL don't really want a “nice guy“, but you feel the social pressure to at least appear to have matured beyond your infantile taste in men. In which case, you might be in luck, because the nice guy you claim to want has, in reality, shed his nice guy mantle and is out there looking to unleash his cynicism and resentment onto someone just like you.

That is, if you were five years younger.

So, please: either stop misrepresenting what you want, or own up to the fact that you've ****ed yourself over. After all your getting older. It's time to can the bull**** and deal with the reality.

You didn't want a “nice guy” then, and he certainly doesn't ****ing want you now.

On the other hand. The nice guy might still be right here, perpetrating a badass just to see what you will do.


The Outlaw Wolf

Well....what a mighty war you have started there Outlaw, pitting the age old battle of the sexes, aren't you just so proud of yourself? Well, I tell you, I am from a small town in Texas, and we ALL know how to treat women here, call us old fashioned, but that's how we were raised, to sit around and talk down to women, or men like that is just luducris. I bet you're sitting there with a smug little ugly grin on your face watching everything play out in the posts, but I bet one thing is still missing for you.....that woman that you followed around like the little puppy that you have spoken of. Now, everyone has been taken for granted, and treated like **** before, but why in the world would you wage a war on a dating site? Are you seriously mentally retarded? Did the old age go to your head? Or are you just trying to become someone you're not? Dude, I will tell you like this, if I need someone to ever speak for me, which I never will because I enjoy speaking my mind, as you can see, I will never look you up. For you to be this arrogant, and try to throw all of us men into your little battle, which as far as I can tell, you lost, well that was just stupid. Do me a favor, next time you have a thought, just let it go. You talk about women liking badasses or whatever you called them, well, you have no idea what one is. My brother, you ain't a real man, cause if you were you'ld have never said anything as stupid as this. As far as being visited by women you never woulda seen, well, they're wanting to see what a true asshole prick looks like, and I believe we have truly found or iggnorance on this one. This a post as a man I am ashamed to see. Do me a favor, from now on, just keep everything to yourself.

As I look over the many profiles here, the one thing that I see a lot is: Where are all the nice guys, or just looking for a nice guy, or are all the nice guys taken, etc… you get the idea.

So what happened to all the nice guys?

The answer is simple: You did.

Think back, really hard and maybe you will vaguely remember a nice guy who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He would tag along with you when you went shopping. He would stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely, but didn't feel like going out. He would even sit there and hold you and listen while you sobbed and told him about how much of an asshole the other guy that you were ****ing was.

Perhaps at the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how much he was like a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him.

They may have even teased you a little because they thought he had a crush on you. Of course you denied having any romantic feelings for him, and claimed that you were "just friends."

Besides, he totally wasn't your type. I mean, he was maybe a little too short, or too bald, or too fat, or too poor, or didn't know how to dress himself, or basically be or do any of the things that your tall, good-looking, fit, rich, stylish boyfriend at the time pulled off with such ease.

Eventually, your nice guy buddy drifted away, as your relationship with the boyfriend got more serious and spending time with this other guy was, admittedly, a little weird, since you weren’t dating him.

More time passed, and the boyfriend eventually cheated on you, or became boring, or you realized that the things that attracted you to him weren't the kinds of things that make for a good, long-term relationship.

So, now, you're single again, and after having tried the bar scene for several months having only encountered players and douche bags, you wonder, What happened to all the “nice guys“?

Well, once again, It was you.

You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy. You laughed at his consideration and resented his devotion. You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive “nice guy“.

Eventually, he took the hint and moved on with his life. He probably came to realize that women aren't really attracted to guys who hold doors open, or make dinners just because, or buy you a Christmas gift that you mentioned that you really wanted five months ago, or listen when you were upset, or held you when you cried.

He came to realize that, if he wanted a woman like you, he'd have to act more like the asshole boyfriend that you had. He probably cleaned up his look, started making some money, and generally acted like more of an asshole than he ever wanted to be.

Fact is now, he's probably getting laid, and in a way, your ultimate rejection of him is to thank for that.

I'm sorry that it took the complete absence of "nice guys" in your life for you to realize that you missed them and wanted them. Most women will only have a handful of “nice guys” stumble into their lives, if that.

So ladies, if you're looking for the “nice guy“, here's what you should do:

1.) Build a time machine.
2.) Go back a few years and pull your head out of your ass.
3.) Take a look at what's right in front of you and grab a hold of it.

I suppose the other possibility is that you STILL don't really want a “nice guy“, but you feel the social pressure to at least appear to have matured beyond your infantile taste in men. In which case, you might be in luck, because the nice guy you claim to want has, in reality, shed his nice guy mantle and is out there looking to unleash his cynicism and resentment onto someone just like you.

That is, if you were five years younger.

So, please: either stop misrepresenting what you want, or own up to the fact that you've ****ed yourself over. After all your getting older. It's time to can the bull**** and deal with the reality.

You didn't want a “nice guy” then, and he certainly doesn't ****ing want you now.

On the other hand. The nice guy might still be right here, perpetrating a badass just to see what you will do.


The Outlaw Wolf

I'm so nice I've dedicated two rooms to my house for her....

the kitchen & the bedroom....

awe, those are for me...Good Stay out of them.....

I'm still a nice guy & still here..

Hey ladies, Im a nice guy Now show me your boobys

I'm still a nice guy & still here..

Careful, i'm holding a bucket of water....

good, then you can wach the outside of the windows, and the gutters and downspouts....

Why are you still standing there???