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Topic: bumper sticker
darkowl1's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:42 PM
forget the booger here's a turd

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:42 PM

Then I had a bumper sticker that said "I love animals, they're delicious!" But I got tired of beating the hell out of birkinstock wearing, c*ck s*cking, pot smoking, little liberal f*ggot punk ass, tree hugging college c*nts that I caught vandalizing my truck. I mean I don't vandalize their cars with their bob marley and rainbow freedom and outdated john kerry stickers. Wtf?
.........the last thing those college kids saw when caught vandalizing my pickup truck was a louisville slugger baseball bat that has two bumperstickers on it. One reads "Hunting is conservation." The other reads "Abortion is cessation."

darkowl1's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:43 PM
you just constantly suck, don't you.

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Sun 03/02/08 06:44 PM
Only for little towners!

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Sun 03/02/08 06:44 PM
hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?

darkowl1's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:44 PM
have an ass jelly ice cream cone

Poetrywriter's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:45 PM
"How many believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand!"

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Sun 03/02/08 06:46 PM
Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:46 PM
I got one that says "you can run but you can't hide!"

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Sun 03/02/08 06:48 PM
my kid wants to be president. i told him to aim higher

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:48 PM
Did I offend you? Well how 'bout that.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:50 PM
We got a coworker whose a 7th day adventist always preaching to the rest of us how to live our lives. I stuck a bumper sticker on his jeep that read "Never trust a preacher with a boner." yeah he was angry.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:56 PM
The sign says yield, not give up.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 03/02/08 06:58 PM
Oooooo I'm sorry, that mustve hurt!

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 03/02/08 07:02 PM
Phalen math, english too!

cosmicgypsy's photo
Sun 03/02/08 07:06 PM
I always wanted to have one made that read -- I brake for butterflies and snowballs.

happy

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