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"Get out of the way....someone I want to do is in front of you" 
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Edited by
Unknow
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Sun 03/02/08 06:22 PM
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LIFE'S ALL ABOUT ASS
COVERING IT, KICKING IT, KISSING IT OR TRYING TO GET IT |
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I had a bunch of bumper stickers that said "www.Back Off.Now" but people kept stealing them off my bumper.
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My other car is a White Bronco hmmm...how big is the glove box in that bronco? does it hold more than one? "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions" |
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And last one of my all time favorites:
My child was inmate of the month at county jail |
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Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
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"Don't light up! I just ate beans!"
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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bad cop no doughnut
go away i dont live here anymore if ya cant speaka englis den get outta AMERICA!!! 
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My favorite is
Where the hell is Easy Street? |
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Then I had a bumper sticker that said "I love animals, they're delicious!" But I got tired of beating the hell out of birkinstock wearing, c*ck s*cking, pot smoking, little liberal f*ggot punk ass, tree hugging college c*nts that I caught vandalizing my truck. I mean I don't vandalize their cars with their bob marley and rainbow freedom and outdated john kerry stickers. Wtf?
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your village called, their idiot's missing
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I know how you feel. I just don't care!
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A$$hole not just a word, a lifestyle
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"If 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea, does the 5th person enjoy it?"
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my kid kicked your honor roll students ass
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trust your government? sure, just ask a native american
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don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your window
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Guns really do kill people
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jesus loves you. everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole
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