As long as it's not the "Black-n-Decker Pecker Wrecker"!






TYPICAL male.....just goes for the d!ck joke.

Shoes, I do get it....

My day starts when my eyes open, somewhere between 4 30 am, and 7.30 am...if I can hear the surf and it's early enough I am out the door with the dog to the beach for a surf...back in the house by 7, breakfast prepped, lunches supervised, uniform check, eldest child of the two still at home, to the high school bus... back to the house to help the youngest one to gather herself and her five million goods and chattels to her school... home to find the floor, and the beds, hide the dishes in the god box (dishwasher)... a load of washing on, a shower and out the door to whatever and wherever my work day will take me...do my good samaritan, Mother Theresa rendition...

Try to get home at 4 pm ish... to greet the gangsters, (kids)... prep dinner, supervise homework, hang out the washing, empty the godbox, grab the kids and dog, for an hour or two at the beach, or swimming at the dam... home to go over notes for the next ministerial forum, or read the 70 00 emails from the commitee members of various things I volunteer for, and advocate for.... find time to study, ( I'm at Uni, also) play a game or three with the kids, chat and banter about their day, over dinner..

then onto the evening, washing in, bath time for the kids...break out some form of messy play, baking, drawing, music, the firesticks, (when it isn't raining)...and run amok till 8pm..

I am just me, and my day is not so crazy, it's taken years to find the balance between the things I love doing, the things I want to do, and the people I want to hang out with while doing it.

I ask you... if you had a date given to you, that you would die on... what would you offload, and what would be your priority?

Being seen as a wonderful southern hostess, or bugger that, and just enjoy the time you have left?

Bwah ahahahahaha!!!! That was just a little below the belt, dont you think????

Jess unfortunately for myself and others we have blurred our idenity into all of this .. it just is who we are .. and I hope that one day I will find someone who will not take all of this for granted but be greatful that not only can I balance my checkbook , make money but run a household beautifully and look fabulous doing it ... I partly do all this because I am who I am and I love my child .. she deserves the best and I intend to do my best to give it to her .. well she just popped a button off her shirt so off I am to sew it back on .. crisis averted ..

Dang! I only WISH I had "planned" the triple entendre

A kick in the balls doesn't feel so good...does it?

I dunno, whose turn is it to wear them?

Hands beach an ice pack and an athletic cup ...

Good night ..

Jess! You've been HAD!!

I just want to play my cd's in peace n quiet... turn it up..

oh no wrong room again.. geez..