(((((Dc)))) How you doin?

DAMN I knew it got hotter in here ....... catch how ya doin' darlin'

had ta bring this 1 back up from 1st page ...still laughin' ..reminds me of my Xmother & Father inlaw my they rest in peace

Sun 02/24/08 05:00 PM
Hey I even liked this 1


Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

Hey hey what is going on them there burgers almost ready lol

yep , how ya want yurs

heheheh cooked lmao

damn was gonna feed ya steak tar-tar

Well now we talking steak I want mine Med Rare please lol

okay.... singe the fat?

dont be burning my steak now want mine cooked on foil heheheh dont eat nothing that moves or is black lol

that one was good girl lol

foil, moves , damn ya jus' took all the fun outa it

heheh now I'm picky about that dont like that burnt look on my steaks or anything cooked on the grill lol

becha want a gas grill . 'stead o' charcoal

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.


A gentleman approached her and said,"Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"


"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."


"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.


The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 70 years old...

I just bought this hat yesterday!"

hummm naw can be either just gotta have that foil I know I'm wierd lol

OK ... now I know all that ...... I'll go fix it for ya

ready tex..... I'm gonna name this 1 afta you txgal steak

The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.