(((((dc))))

Need some help with that??...

Hey Faith good ta see ya BIG (((((HUG))))

GIVE me a min. & have the place cleaned up & runnin' again..

((((SPRITE DARLIN')))))) knew ya wouldn't let me down..

BIG WET 1....

((((((DC))))))) thanx sweets!

Always there to help a friend hun..

Always there to help a friend hun..

short bus should be here soon 2 ......

oh the bus!

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? DC the bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so? How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

did ya 4get somethin' Faithful

hey sprite do ya think I should rename this place "DCs' FUN HOUSE FOR PEEPS WHO DONT GIVE A SHIET....

And I get to be co-host...

Wooo hooo..

Get er done my friend...

You know it darlin'.....

A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud
that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a
lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they
went.

At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you
ready to go home?"

His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

Shame on Little Sally (female version of little Johnny)

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face
and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie
today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to
say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really
small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... salty!"

Hey Ya (((((DC)))))long time my friend...

Hey {{{{{DC}}}}}...how you been, honey???


Just because Snuggles isn't back yet doesn't mean someone won't ask.......How's Fred?

((((((cuppy , eileena)))))) how ya ??????

well Freds real sick , got a belly ache , needs a trans-plant

Doin good over here. Sorry to hear about Fred.....my PT needs someone to check her out too.....

Ok..are we talking pets here...