Lately it seems to me that many posts here are cruel or just attempts to start an argument... it can be great to discuss philosophical or religious differences but some are just "I'm right, you're wrong" children's games.

So if you have something uplifting or funny or fun or joyful to post please feel free. I would welcome all religious, spiritual and philosophical traditions as long as their intent is positive in nature.

I wish you all peace and joy.

"As the bee takes the essence of a flower and flies away
without destroying its beauty and perfume,
so let the sage wander in this life."

"Think not of the faults of others, of what they have done or not done.
Think rather of your own sins,
of the things you have done or not done."

[Dhammapada 50 & 51]

not many post!!

Good Morning to you

All I can say is; my soul has been positively fed this Sunday morning with 30 mins. of Joel Osteen

Happy Sunday to y'all!!

I like peaceful people to little time on this earth to hate

C M sheep? R M sheep? M R Sheep! M R not! O S A R !
C M B D lil I's ? O I C ! A R sheep !


C M ducks? R M ducks? M R ducks... C M Wangs?
Y I B ! M R ducks !

I love these quotes

Yes I agree. Why not think of beauty or mirth instead?

Good Morning to you all.

BoneyJoe- not many post but I maybe they are shy and will post here if they feel welcome...

Cat- Good Morning to you I'm glad your religion brings you joy.

Allen- I have no idea what you are talking about but I like ducks and sheep???

Tobias- Me too!!!

Have a beautiful day. Eat drink and be merry...

translation- C M sheep ? = see them sheep? get it now ?

anoasis

gotta love ya girl

no negative plz

asking for no negativity with a negative

i just love it

hugs to you my dear

and this is in no way a negative comment about you

and i think you are a

very well educated and thoughtful poster

but i think you understand

how i found a little humour in the title

hugs again

and may much good come to you and yours

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A5BpzmTIZMU&feature=related

Forrest Gump Passed away and The Angel Took him up to the pearly gates of heaven. Thier Saint Peter Met Him and Said Forrest to beable to pass on through the pearly gates you have to just answer 3 questions. Forrests said. Oh Alright if it will make you happy.

#1 How many seconds are thier in a year?

Forrest looked up and said thier are 12 St Peter

St. Peter said Forrest how do you get thier are only 12 seconds in a year.

Well everyone should know that one st. Peter. 2nd of January, 2nd of febuary. St Peter in amazement said ole alright Forrest I guess you got that one thier is only two more. Well go ahead St. peter.


#2 Okay Forrest How many cents are in a dollar?

I don't think thier are any St. Peter.

Forrest you have to think harder how could thier be no cents in a dollar?
St Peter a dollar is only paper and everybody tells me I ain't got no cents,so how could a piece of paper.


Ok Forrest I will accept that here is one last question. You should know this answer.

#3 Forrest what is the Heavenly fathers name.

Oh that is and easy one St. peter it is Andy.

Forrest who told you his name is Andy.

The song says so St Peter.. What song Forrest.

Andy walks with me Andy talks with me Andy tells me I am his own.


Blessings...Miles

thats my favorite hymn..thanks for a cute joke miles.

Sure I have ran into ALOT of those people, but the GOOD ones outway the BAD ones
Bless you !

Fat Theology

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.

And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.



http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=46

On the 3rd the wabbit was created

On the 4th day man ate the wabbitt

On the 5th day man got very sick from eating wabbitt

On the 6th day man started recovering from eating silly wabbitt

On the 7th day man rested and said " I will never eat silly wabbit again" Thats the moral of story of silly wabbit being Negative.....

(hee hee = right back at you)

((((((((DJ))))))))

I can't believe you found fault with my positively double negative thread....



Peace and joy my friend.

Rock me Amadeus....



Tricks are for kids.