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Topic: The official JSH Insult Room
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sat 02/02/08 10:59 PM
You're so ugly I hear your mother had to tie a chop round your neck so the dog would play with you. Did the baby live? I'm unimpressed with the afterbirth.

robinlynn42 Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 2251	Sun 02/03/08 01:05 AM
had to tie the lunch bucket to their leg to bring home a pet.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/03/08 05:44 AM
Geez! How'bout a little dignity, maturity, and decorum you stinky poo poo heads!

OSHERRYJUST4U Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 23267	Sun 02/03/08 05:48 AM
think you would look good if u braided ur hair

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sun 02/03/08 05:48 AM
I say, why are you peeps misbehaving? Hello Beach

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/03/08 05:51 AM
As far as roasting goes...um....well you write beautiful poetry. Good Day Bonny

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sun 02/03/08 05:53 AM
Bonny, can I be a chap....

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sun 02/03/08 05:58 AM
Noden, you can be a chapess

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/03/08 06:00 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 02/03/08 06:00 AM
With all this hot dry air being blown, you ALL must be chapped.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sun 02/03/08 06:05 AM


Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sun 02/03/08 06:15 AM
No snow for Bonny Hi Beach

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/03/08 06:21 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 02/03/08 07:13 AM
I have a Bonnie Spar for Bonny Good Day Noden

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Sun 02/03/08 06:56 AM
Thank you Beach, you can post it in the same parcel that Noden is posting to me with my SNOW!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/03/08 07:17 AM
not the first time I've ever been "thanked", but methinks I should give you some context. "They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow Around the BONNIE SPAR that the Scot's lifted kilt did show"

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 02/03/08 09:14 AM
You're so ugly that: Only in Australia could they have an adheshive tape with the same brand name as an English condom. Just goes to show that you need sticky tape to stop your women from kicking you off.

robinlynn42 Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 2251	Sun 02/03/08 09:16 AM


Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 02/03/08 12:58 PM
I have 2 words to say about safe sex..... ....YOUR FACE!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 02/03/08 01:06 PM
Did you have to look up the correct spelling for those words in the dictionary?

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Sun 02/03/08 02:44 PM
what...the hell...is THAT?

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 02/03/08 03:53 PM Edited by uk1971 on Sun 02/03/08 04:15 PM
what...the hell...is THAT? Can't you read? Do you need braille instructions?