Go screw a goat

Just tell me when your family reunion is and I'll consider it.

I hear you got an invite to your parents wedding.

and you to your cousins'

Look, there is nothing wrong with having your uncle and your daddy be the same guy. It's all good. I'll see you on the next Jerry Springer show

where you'll proclaim that you are your own cousin?

Where I proclaim I'm not no Greasy long haired hippy beach farmer who screws their sister

Tried to read it but as usual it all started sounding like
Charlie Brown "wahwah" noise.

Sorry. Don't d braille here.

"Your" thread....I guess it's the blind leading the blind.

Not really. Just thought you needed a reminder on your ancestory.

and you are a Helen Keller visionary as well!

Not really. Just prefer women to sheep.

Apparently,your ex wife has a grown up daughter from a previous marriage.
Your father left your mother , and married your wife's daughter.
Your wife had the daughter before you your his wife were married.
This means, that as your wifes' daughter has married your father, your father has now become your Son-In-Law, and your wifes' daughter has become your mother, because your stepdaughter is your fathers' wife.
So. your wife has a son, who is your fathers' Brother-In-Law.
Which makes it plain to see, that he's your fathers' wifes' brother.
But he's not only your son. He's your uncle also, because he's your
mothers' brother, as your fathers' wife is your wifes' daughter.
Which means, when your daughter, (Your fathers' wife), and your mother had a son, he became your brother, because he's your fathers' son.
But. you're the son of your daughter also.
Which makes you his grandfather, and your wife suddenly your
Grandmother.

So. In conclusion;

You are your wifes husband. But you're her grandson too. Because you're the brother of her daughters' son, and since your grandmothers' husband must be your grandfather.
Then it must be logical that you are your own Grandfather.

Now we all know that incest runs in your family.