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seriously though..if one would start thinking about all of the natural functions and ooozing liquids that emerges from the body..we would be such germaphobes that we wouldn't be able to sleep at night..yes.so tears have the same components ar our wee wee and.........hey.so this is why i get excited when ever my lady friends would cry on my shoulder..you know us germans and golden showers!!.......from now on i always walk around with onions around my neck....
yeahhhh babyyyyy |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Thu 01/31/08 08:28 AM
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Not if Im out of beer!!!   
You're saying you p!ss and cry if you're out of beer??
The crying is a given. The p!ssing depends on how long I have been out of beer. |
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seriously though..if one would start thinking about all of the natural functions and ooozing liquids that emerges from the body..we would be such germaphobes that we wouldn't be able to sleep at night..yes.so tears have the same components ar our wee wee and.........hey.so this is why i get excited when ever my lady friends would cry on my shoulder..you know us germans and golden showers!!.......from now on i always walk around with onions around my neck.... yeahhhh babyyyyy 
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Edited by
kolhauszer
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Thu 01/31/08 08:48 AM
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hi miss fran..just a little bit of intellectuality and german porn for your amusement..as we german people say..
OOONTI ZII GLIVENS!!! ZII GLOVEN GLAVENS!!
which means.."urine" a heck of a lot of trouble now...
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dont knock it at all - go 4 urs!!!
heres a bit of intellectuality in spanish for ur amusement-  castigame papi, si puedes!!!
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would you mind if i would go on the internet and translate that..
my errogenus zones just peeked..
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Whaaaaa??? I'm German; better not be no golden showers. Me and my bat say so.
Kat |
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HELP MEEE
I'M .."LOST IN TRANSLATIONS"
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nooooo
of course it doesnt mean that...
what i wrote was just muddled little nothings..
i am german but i dont know my language
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dont knock it at all - go 4 urs!!! heres a bit of intellectuality in spanish for ur amusement- castigame papi, si puedes!!!
oooooooo found it miss fran..i knew i was getting excited for a reason...
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dont knock it at all - go 4 urs!!! heres a bit of intellectuality in spanish for ur amusement- castigame papi, si puedes!!!
oooooooo found it miss fran..i knew i was getting excited for a reason...
ahhh ok - figured it was muddled nothings, so just wanted to have some fun with ya... lmao ya like translating now huh? |
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when i read it...i had to figure out a way to translate..the curiosity was mounting..
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Im sure glad I dont pee out of my eyes!!
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Im sure glad I dont pee out of my eyes!!
This is gonna gross out a lot of people, but I pee out of my belly button |
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Im sure glad I dont pee out of my eyes!!
you know...there is a lot to be said about a woman who is currently talking about her pee and rubbing her tounge alongside of her teeth. oh oh..im starting to germanate again,, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! |
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Im sure glad I dont pee out of my eyes!!
This is gonna gross out a lot of people, but I pee out of my belly button 
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Im sure glad I dont pee out of my eyes!!
This is gonna gross out a lot of people, but I pee out of my belly button NOOOOO..do you? |
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catheter?
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Yea I had a surgery to raise my bladder up so I could catheretize myself
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ohhh.this was a medical proceedure then...i thought it was a gag...you know..because we were all throwing around some comedy..
i didnt realize that you were serious.. then no it isnt gross at all... and good call miss gypsy,, |
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