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okydok,my 15 minutes of normalistic conversationalizm is done for now,gotta get back to it.
this will most likely be a rerun of the last visit that i spent on here,and check back to see how things are in the future.. kc its been great chatting those few times with you,and of course always a joy chatting with the lady,, .ooo in case you havent checked out the emails joyous one i left you a couple of howdy's..at your leisure of course. stay great |
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I doubt she did, a lady wouldn't do that but if she did I'll bet she would have won... the bear would have taken off into the produce section i swear lol |
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kolhauszer
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Sun 12/05/10 10:15 AM
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well my nana has known pete since he was a kid,so she considers him to be family,but although finding this a bit unnerving,she laughed when she told me..this woman is a miricle of nature here,can you believe that at 90 she's still playing golf?..must be the german blood god knows..she told me that when she see's him again she'll set him straight.lol..no she never wrestled a bear my friend but im willing to bet that she could scare it off with some of her german obsenities :) to this day i still have no idea what she tells me when she gets purturbed at me but to see a 90 year old woman's eyes getting riled up sure makes you good
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hey kc..
youre so right,sometimes it makes you wonder if youre not the only sane one of the bunch..but dont go by my words really..i once wrestled a bear at the shopping mall,who's owner and trainer was giving exhibitions with..messed up lol.. but it was tame really. |
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my bro has been this way since we were kids..(hey joyous one)
i guess everyone, man or woman on this earth has a friend like this guy.of course i could write a novel about how many times he bailed me out of my self induced purgatorys,so we're often there for one another,,but my hell died decades ago,and i never called one of his 90 year old loved one's at dawn and discused tea..lol.. always count on the princess for a morality boost |
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blue oyster cult-don't fear the reaper
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kolhauszer
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Sun 12/05/10 08:08 AM
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here's one for the recordbooks..(one word?)
last night my friend called me while i was working away,and said that he desperatly needed my help for a lift back home from the hotel that his company was giving a christmas bash..i felt that this had to take precedence over the orders to tokyo due to the fact that he's my best friend and i didnt want him to drive all plowed in the brainpan. i got to the holiday inn and had to spend at least 45 minutes trying to find the guy because 4 parties were being given at the same time. when i did ,he asked me if i wouldnt mind waiting anout 20 minutes,so i went back in the car and waiting a bit...a whole hour passed. we were almost at his place when he discovered that he didnt have his house key so we returned to the holiday inn and got them from the table in the party room..on the way back he was getting rowdy in the car and felt like giving me a drunked out thank you hug while i was driving almost sending us into oncomming traffic..after pushing him hard off of me he then picked up his cell phone and dialed to make a call..i heard him say that kol is with me we will be having tea (****ed up)..and then he would be home right after.i asked why did you tell nataly that we;re having tea when we're driving and why did you call her up at 3 am?...he said OH THAT WASNT NATALY I CALLED YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!!!!..man,i am telling all of you guys and dolls out here that if youre going to be picking up a drunk ******* of a friend from a christtmas party,you better go and unplug your nana's phone first |
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Topic:
Rude Awakening!
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kolhauszer
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Sun 12/05/10 08:44 AM
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here's one for the recordbooks..(one word?)
last night my friend called me while i was working away,and said that he desperatly needed my help for a lift back home from the hotel that his company was giving a christmas bash..i felt that this had to take precedence over the orders to tokyo due to the fact that he's my best friend and i didnt want him to drive all plowed in the brainpan. i got to the holiday inn and had to spend at least 45 minutes trying to find the guy because 4 parties were being given at the same time. when i did ,he asked me if i wouldnt mind waiting anout 20 minutes,so i went back in the car and waiting a bit...a whole hour passed. we were almost at his place when he discovered that he didnt have his house key so we returned to the holiday inn and got them from the table in the party room..on the way back he was getting rowdy in the car and felt like giving me a drunked out thank you hug while i was driving almost sending us into oncomming traffic..after pushing him hard off of me he then picked up his cell phone and dialed to make a call..i heard him say that kol is with me we will be having tea (****ed up)..and then he would be home right after.i asked why did you tell nataly that we;re having tea when we're driving and why did you call her up at 3 am?...he said OH THAT WASNT NATALY I CALLED YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!!!!..man,i am telling all of you guys and dolls out here that if youre going to be picking up a drunk ******* of a friend from a christtmas party,you better go and unplug your nana's phone first |
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Edited by
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Fri 12/03/10 09:47 PM
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hmmm okayyyy ..the scribe says that jacks isnt so bad while the muse says that its garbage.personally i think ill go with the 7?..people who died shortly after eating there back in 2002..i mean of course when things like this happens, a resturant will do anything to keep that from happening again but the damage was done..imagine if this ever happened at a mcdonalds?..
and on that note, i bid you both a bon soir..thats french. and yes i do kiss that way ..i know its saturday tomorrow,or now,,but i am no longer a laborer,but an owner.which means that for the next 30 years its going to be 7 on 7..so adios for now |
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sweet crapulance i hate this laptop lol..it was starting to freeze over again so i mashed the enter button out of sheer rage lol..and thats what happens when you do that ..hey no trouble kevin,italians know that you dont need to be a woman to enjoy poetry and such,,of course i dont know poems all that well but i like emotions,its an italian thing,,of course my german side wants to slap me in the face everytime i do.lol.
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kolhauszer
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Fri 12/03/10 09:25 PM
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Kinda of like White Castle... |
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Edited by
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Fri 12/03/10 09:25 PM
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Kinda of like White Castle... |
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Edited by
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Fri 12/03/10 09:25 PM
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Kinda of like White Castle... |
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kolhauszer
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Fri 12/03/10 09:26 PM
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Kinda of like White Castle... |
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Kinda of like White Castle... is that like jack in the box? |
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Edited by
kolhauszer
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Fri 12/03/10 09:23 PM
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hey kev i read your poem on youtube..
you really do have a talent for words and feelings. did you have a chance to read it joy? |
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i dunno it was just so damned strange..
it always ended up the same way..join the guys,get pied at fillmore's.(the raunchiest strip club in toronto),finish off with a few jigs..and the only place that was stillopened that late was 7 11..its as if the effects of the burgers were erased from our minds the previous times..lol.. |
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on the samonella or the fact that we deserved it for being toronto terrors lol
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i remember years back..toronto was my favorite place to hang,,some people hung out at bars and clubs i used to chill out in toronto lol..but every time i was there with the gang we used to have the munchies and raid their hamburger incasements..never failed,after two or three burgers we all keeled over in an eruption of samonella lol...
but the burgers were cheap and we were buzzed so ... |
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whoa now theres a blast from the past...
you mean that 7 11's still exist?..i thought for sure that the franchise would have gone into the depths after so many people fell ill due to thier hamburgers..i liked the big gulp tho.. |
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