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Topic: womans worst lies
obillyo's photo
Mon 01/21/08 11:57 AM
womans worst 3 lies to say to a manbigsmile

no photo
Mon 01/21/08 11:58 AM
huh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Dukes71107's photo
Mon 01/21/08 11:58 AM
I'm on the PILL

I'm on the SHOT

I Didn't poke holes in the Condums.

aLittleBird's photo
Mon 01/21/08 11:58 AM
1. I won't get pregnant
2. of course I like your mom
3. i love you

obillyo's photo
Mon 01/21/08 11:58 AM

I'm on the PILL

I'm on the SHOT

I Didn't poke holes in the Condums.
laugh

Dukes71107's photo
Mon 01/21/08 11:59 AM
They are yours...

I'm not in it for the Child support...

They look like you...

ladyblack67's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:00 PM
I love you

I'm on the pill

no, I didn't sleep with your brother, or your best friend!

justalittlejaded's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:01 PM
Your the best i've ever had.
Size doesn't matter
I'm goin cum

bigsmile

no photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:01 PM
Omg that really is 10 inches!!!noway laugh noway

Dukes71107's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:03 PM
Worst lies cont...


" i want a ring but.. IT DON'T MATTER WHAT IT COST."

" credit card??? no baby I didn't use your card"

" Billy? who's Billy???"

Dukes71107's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:04 PM

Your the best i've ever had.
Size doesn't matter
I'm goin cum

bigsmile


I've heard ALL of those lies before... you must be the master. laugh laugh laugh

Berryboo's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:06 PM
'Yes, I really was born a woman'.

obillyo's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:06 PM

'Yes, I really was born a woman'.
noway

Berryboo's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:07 PM
lol laugh

Flirtyvirgo's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:07 PM
Edited by Flirtyvirgo on Mon 01/21/08 12:07 PM
How about what women say and really mean. Size DOES NOT MATTER unless you have a peanut then yea that sucks, It's all about how the person uses it. And I have NEVER told anyone that I loved them unless I really meant it. I guess I am just to honest to lie, I tell em the truth whether it hurts or not!!laugh

Dukes71107's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:09 PM

How about what women say and really mean. Size DOES NOT MATTER unless you have a peanut then yea that sucks, It's all about how the person uses it. And I have NEVER told anyone that I loved them unless I really meant it. I guess I am just to honest to lie, I tell em the truth whether it hurts or not!!laugh


Size may not matter... but it takes longer to get to England in a Row Boat, than in a Steam Liner :wink:

no photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:10 PM
1. I have no idea when the oil light came on.

2. I can't be out of money, I still have plenty of checks left.

3. Ouch, that hurts.


itsmetina's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:10 PM
never lied to anyone and told a person i didnt love that i loved them.if i say it i mean it and if i stop saying you know i stopped loving you.i ca count the people i've loved on one hand:heart:

Dukes71107's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:11 PM

1. I have no idea when the oil light came on.

2. I can't be out of money, I still have plenty of checks left.

3. Ouch, that hurts.




# 2 ... Totally Agree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starhawk's photo
Mon 01/21/08 12:11 PM
Wasn't me who Farted / I Fluff....noway

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