No really, there's no one else

Charge card? I have no idea where it is ....

Birth control? hmmmm I think I'm on it ...

he was just a childhood friend

in sickness and in health
For better or worse
till death do you part... I Do

"I am not cheating on you with my boss...we are just good friends and he was there when we were fighting"
"No I didn't have an abortion because my boss got me pregnant like that email implies that I wrote him"
"You are the cheater I have done nothing with anyone....even though my emails and text messages imply differently"


Sorry....well that sounded angry didn't it....lol...

Have a problem with your ex's boss do we ???

lol...ok...maybe a little...lol

ummmmmmmmm Im not frunk!!! I just a widdle teeeeeeeeeeeeeepsy!!!

It's your baby

I've never cheated on anyone

I'm a size 4 (and they believe it, and think they look good in it)

<---------looks down at her size 4 body............

I consider myself a little lucky here that I've never lied to a man about his size.

I do laugh when asked afterwards if it was good for me or if a came..... I just say "and where were you"? If that question needs answered then there is work to be done on both ends. I have never told a man it was big if it wasn't. Only small men ask.

I have faked orgasm in the past, but I can say in my younger years it seemed easier than saying "you suck" and in later years easier than trying to explain what I wanted or needed for what felt like the 20th time (to the same person!). Since I hit thirty, I find I have no desire to lie about that. If I fake it, then when am I going to get the real thing? How fair is it to deceive the other person if they are trying to pleasure me? That is cruel, whether intentional or not.

I'd say my lies are more ones of omission.
To say that things don't bother me when they do. I've been known to say I was not jealous when I was or to keep quiet about being hurt over something I should not have taken personally. If I admit that I've lied in the past and acknowledge who that has hurt, then I'm less likely to be tempted to do it again.

^^^There are many reasons why I happen to be typing this on her computer, in her living room right now... A few thousand miles away from where I live.

This is probably one that scores very high though. She has done nothing less than try to her best ability to be deliberately candid and honest with me. As I have tried to be with her.

She understands that honesty is a challenge that we all fail from time to time, for a variety of reasons, as I do... But all things can be corrected if we are open and not driven by irrational fears.

Like I said.. This is not the only reason why I choose to be with her right now.. but should certainly shed some light on a few other reasons as well.

Why she chooses to be with me? I don't spend much time thinking about... beyond the fact that I am blessed she is.

AWESOME!! You go boy!!

OK MEN, they've got 61 replies to our worst lies so make whatever **** you can come up with

I'm going to see a friend or do some errands but leaves her teen home or child(ren) at whomever.

I don't feel good but calls from cell instead of home phone.

I only weigh 489 lbs.....

Yes, I went to the gym today.

I like your new sweater, haircut (whatever).

Yes, I went to bed then.

im a good cook
i can drive really good
i dont snore

ya forgot , forsaking all others

a few extra pounds
oh nothing
I didn't expect you........

wait that 1 was the truth

were just friends-you look better in the van than camaro-i dont even have access to that account