but have you faked an orgasm ?

no i dont need 2

me niether

youre my first!!

Ok, i know you haven't heard that lie in a while.

Its ok, that happens sometimes, really, I don't mind.

Your the king.

I'd be happy to have your mother teach me how to cook.

women's worst 3 lies?


1. it's ok...
2. i have faith in you
3. you girl, ya look fine

1.You're pretty cute. (No, you're not. You're ****ing hideous.)
2. I thought about you all day. (When she wasn't thinking about the other guys she banged last week or picking up some suckers this week while you were at work.)
3. I have a headache. (Who hasn't heard this one?)

"It's not you, it's me."

"I won't be mad...."

"You're the best lover I've ever had."

I've never seen one so BIG, before!

Oh, yeah...it was definitely good for me, too!

I may be bi, but I prefer men......

I really hate to lie and I have never been good at it so I just make it a point to be good so I never have to be confronted with the questions like...

1) Who's # is this in your wallett?
2) I know you have cheated on me, just tell me the truth I promise I won't be mad! "Yeah right!!"
3) Is that your new boyfriend on the phone?? No it's my mother...let me see that...oh sorry my bad!!

I have dealt with this and many more from my ex and all the time he was just feeling guilty him damn self!!

I DON"T LIE!!!!

I'm a supermodel. Honest.

Here's my fav:
You're like a brother.

Or:
You're too good a friend!

1= we can be friends
2= It doesn matter really
3= its not black underwear its flies

1= I thought I knew that person, when caught checking someone out

2= I love you just the way you are

3= I didnt cheat on you


Oh those are my favorite 3 lies

lol

dup

1. I love you

2. Your best friends ain't my type

3. I never had an orgasm until i slept with you

It happens to every guy.

1. I wasn't speeding

2. I dont know how those charges ended up on your card.

3. It doesn't smell like fish

OMG, those were lies!