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Y'all are great!! I really enjoy readin these.
  
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bummer no new ones yet, guess I'll have to come up with a few
hmmmm  Hi song
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dang been so busy, I'll post em later, puter playin joke on me
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in days of olde
when men were bold and toilets were not invented they left their load upon the road and walked away contented This one came from funches |
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I heard that old Reggie McGarr
Died peacefully, with his cigar, Peacefully dreaming, Not yelling and screaming Like the folks in the back of his car. -Albert Van Hoogmoed |
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Edited by
eskimo_nell
on
Thu 01/31/08 04:20 AM
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There was a young man call dave
Who found a dead girl in a cave I know it sound disgusting But it only needs dusting Just think of the money he'll save There was a young woman from leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds Within an hour Her tits were in flower And her husband was picking the weeds Jack and jill went up the hill So jack could lick jills f*nny Jack got a shock And a mouthful of c*ck Because jill was a pre-op tranny |
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There once was a boy named Sue
So mad about his name it just blew So he changed it one day To Ellie Mae He thought it'd be better do you? 
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I'm not under the alcafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
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Starkle starkle little twink
Who the h%ll you are I think I'm not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet But the drunker I stand here The longer I get Just give me one more drink To fill me cup Cuz I got all day sober To Sunday up |
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cool joke to have just been made up,give you an A dude it was funny.
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I gotta’ cute little kitty named Sam
He loves me for who I really am He’s seen me all dirty Yet still thinks I am purty Because he just don't give a da#% 
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There once was a woman named Jill
Who used dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina in North Carolina And one of her tits in Brazil |
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a bluebox was on justsayhi
she stalked me and i don't know why her profile was blank and her pictures just stank she was banned and i didn't say "Bye"
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This girl likes tall well endowed men
If you ask me I’ll tell you again He must also like to rock Party and s%rew round the clock Or she’ll have to go searching again |
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a bluebox was on justsayhi she stalked me and i don't know why her profile was blank and her pictures just stank she was banned and i didn't say "Bye"
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Thanks to everyone for these brilliant limericks!
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