There’s a guy named Pete from the UK
He asked for some Limericks one day
So I tried really hard
Didn't want to get barred
So I was careful in what I did say


All the stuff I read here is quite funny
Some of these are really worth some money
I love reading rhyme
Glad I took the time
To write one for this little honey


There once was a woman named Sandy
She loved to eat chocolate candy
It made her kisses taste sweet
As she wrote stuff for Pete
He liked 'em and thought they were dandy


Now it's time to make one a bit flirty
But I can't think of anything wordy
So I will just say
Hope you have a good day
And I'll try to make the next one dirty


There once was a man from Crete
Who had a weenie as big as his feet
The ladies went wild
When they saw it they smiled
His feet were 12 inches how neat


There once was a girl from Dubai
She had something stuck in her eye
If you tried to get it out
She'd scream and shout
But it came out when she started to cry


I know this ol' guy from Lenore
His life was really a bore
So I got him some smoke
And he took a toke
Then he went out and found him a wh@%e

There once was a Senator from Mass.,
Who went out in search of some grass,
he lucked up and found it,
then messed up, he drownded,
and that was the end of his a$$.

Roger was a chemist's son,
But now Roger is no more.
Not in the know,
sipped some H20,
but it was actually H2S04.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!
Thank you SO much!!!!

Dang Bro, wish someone wrote something like that for me to ya Bro

Well cooly they call you the man
I'll write one for you cause I can
Now you tuly can say
She wrote me one today
Now I've got to go... so I ran

I met a lady named Sandy
Whose friendship came in quite handy
She wrote me some rhymes
Not once but seven times
That was her modus operandi


I made a new friend named Cooly
His riddles make me feel like a fool-y
They're tough to work out
They make me scream and shout
Perhaps I should go back to school-y

WOW, was that the word, Incredible is more like it,u r 2 sweet
I feel Special
Yipeee

One more for you cooly

I know this this guy in Whitewright
He's a lover and don't like to fight
In his profile he seems like a jewel
I think that he really is cool
So I thought I would wish him goodnight

There was a young man from Gosham,
Who took his balls off to wash’em.
His mother said, ”Jack,
If you don’t put them back,
I’ll stand on the bastards and squash’em”

There was a young man from Gosham,
Who took his balls off to wash’em.
His mother said, ”Jack,
If you don’t put them back,
I’ll stand on the bastards and squash’em”