This was voted dirtiest joke of the year

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"
The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are making cakes. now come on, we'll go to the Zoo"

At the Zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex.
Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?"
And her mother replies with the same response, "They are making cakes. Thats it we're going home"

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, weren't you?"
Shocked, the Mother says, "What? How do you know?"










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She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

OMG that is so sick hahahaha

Oh ****!!! That's sick!

Ummm....Nasty!

Sick Joke, but good one.

yea just nasty, had to do it
who votes on these

Lol that's just wrong

yep thats the word for it
Sorry I don't usually post these
but today...........

-gags- Oh gosh...

holy sh*t! thats fn nasty! funny but fn nasty!

that'll teach mommy to tell the truth!!!

lessons to learn
thanks ya'll for stoppin by

Can the jokes in here get any lower then this one about " the icing"? Lesson from the joke:" Always be honest with a child, when they ask a question.

I know it is sick but.....

thats sick but made my very dull day a good day

that's some funny stuff !!