ok, enough with the who thinks Im cute posts...lets start an interesting one. Whats the worst date youve ever been on??

well, we went out, and had some drinks, and then we were driving home and she didn't tell me she had to goto the bathroom and ended up pooing on the leather....

haven't talked to her since.

Way too long to remember.

The worst date I've ever been on is ...

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Well, yo uknow if you stop posting in the forums and get out ther, you might have one? Trying is the first step to actually getting a date.

pooing in your car! wow! we might have a winner already!

yeah, it was a pretty ****ty date.

Lets see....I met this guy on Myspace and we talked for like four days. His pics were cute. He didnt have a car so I picked him up. We went to a resturant and IT WAS THE MOST BORING TIME IN MY LIFE. We barely talked and the waiter was cuter than the guy I was with and I talked to the waiter more than I talked to him. We ate in silence. And the worst part, I PAID FOR THE FRICKEN THING. He said he didnt get paid till the next day. I thought he had money because he suggested the date. WORST DATE OF MY LIFE.

It's not that I haven't tired already. Just never found any one yet,And I do go out so I'm not always on these forums either.

trying is the first step to failure......

um i went on a date and this has been a while ago and he was all into himself.

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Worst date ever: Everything going well at first, then she drops the "N" word and starts spouting anti-semitic garbage. I don't care if you're Athena herself...GAME OVER.

she was hot when i went to bed ! ugly as hell when i woke up!

Meet a girl through a friend at work. Finally after about two weeks of talking, we decide to go out. Everything seems okay, but halfway through dinner, my phone rings, it's the baby sitter. Seems my son (who was 3 at the time) decided he didn't want to go to bed without talking to daddy first.

So I talked to him, told him goodnight, blah blah. Get back to dinner, explained what happened and she says, "You have a son?". I thought this was brought up already, but maybe not, so I explain the situation.

A few minutes later she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. 5 minutes go by.....10....15...finally 20 minutes later, I asked one of the servers if she could go check the bathroom. The server comes back and says, "No one's there.". So I'm kinda wondering where she went, if she's okay... it's more concern than the realization that she ditched me. I attempt to call her cell.. no answer, just voice mail. Finally, 45 minutes after she left, I pay the bill and went home.

Talked to mutual friend the next day. Apparently my date thought it better to bail when she did, than "stick around with a guy and his kid". Not my finest hour, for sure.

pretty much every 'date' i've been on has been disastrous. the one was a 'blind date' with my friend, his gf and her friend. Well her friend had no interest in me and was quite ugly to boot. She didn't even talk to me when we went out to dessert after the movies. She was a complete jerk.

I met a girl a few years back, I picked her up and we went to the fair, had a great time. On the way home she picked up my skoal can off the dash and asked if she could have some, I thought she was kidding but sure enough she opened the lid and put some in her mouth. To make a long story short, I married her, seperated two years ago but that was definitely the weirdest date ever. Oh yeah she swallowed too!! (the chew spit)

Worst date I ever had was kinda like Beachfarmer.
We meet for a FIRST date...nice supper...simple conversation.

Then he switches gears like a raving lunatic en he proceeds to tell me how many guns he has en which races he would pick of first en then asked would I like to attend his church with him on Sunday. En it was nice to finally meet someone who "got him"? Fundamentalist racist. He also informed me what he expected out of me as a "girlfriend" en how women should act. Whooooooaaaaahhhhhh! I called a BIG Greek guy friend of mine (Andreas) when I made a trip to the powder room. He came en took me the hell out of there after scaring the bejesus out of this guy! Really freaky dude! Nothing like what he acted prior. Closet actor...the worst kind!

It had to be years ago, when someone took me to a screening of "Ice Age" he was reviewing for work. He figured he'd kill two birds with one stone. It was the most boring date I've ever been on. *yawn* He even took notes during the movie. lol

I met this guy and he asked if we could have dinner some time, so he gives me his number. After talking to him for a few days we make plans to go out.

1). He gives me directions to his place and asks if I can meet him there. Gave me wrong directions and I call him and find out I am about seven miles in the wrong direction.

2). Drive back up to his place, go inside to be nice and talk a minute and his MOTHER comes down to his apartment to get his laundry. Yep, mom's house.

3). He tells me he wants to go to a restaurant that is a few blocks away from where I was when I was lost. But he couldn't meet me there because his car isn't running right and can I drive us there.

4). We get to the place and he orders a mixed drink and a sampler platter of appetizers. He proceeds to eat them directly off the platter and ate almost the whole thing. I got like two peices off of it.

5). He orders a breakfast-type sandwich for dinner and an imported beer. Takes two bites of his sandwich and asks the waiter to wrap his food, he wants to save room for dessert, pluss he can have his for breakfast the next day.

6). Then he tried to eat my food off my plate, after I told him I was eating mine and not wrapping it up. But he also orders the biggest dessert on the menu and an Irish Coffee to end the night.

7). The bill comes and he hands it to me and says I told you I'm not working right now so you would have to pay. I wanted to leave him sitting there but am too much of an idiot at times, so I pay and we go to leave.

8). He wants to stop by the lake on the way back to his place, thinking we can make-out but I opened the windows and blasted the music, so it killed the mood.

9). I get him back to his place tell him I am going to use his bathroom before I leave because I had to drive 65 miles to get home and I had to work the next day. He throws opened the door of my car (that I only got off the showroom floor two months earlier) and hits the door on the large stones out at the curb in front of the house. Nice big dent in the bottom of the door, he tells me I am over-re-acting because it isn't a "new" car it was a left-over.

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10). Come out of the bathroom and he says wait and I will walk you back out to your car, he had to use the bathroom--------left the door opened-------and comes out naked and ready!!!!!

I didn't stick around to see if I actually hit him with the hard-cover book I threw at him from table by the door, as I ran out!!

I dont have boring dates, just saying