" Morning Sex"
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Funny .

It's great to be useful 🥚.

Makes me wonder how many egg timers are being broken by men all over the world to see if it works for them.
Good to start off new year with a good laugh......hope it ends laughing as well.

Wish I could think of ones like this. Very funny. Thanks.

yes!

you are the soft eggs minsman...