Topic: Biden breaks his promise to America
jaish's photo
Sun 12/13/20 06:14 AM

Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)



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Sun 12/13/20 06:31 AM
Edited by The Wrong Alice on Sun 12/13/20 06:38 AM
Ain't got a Scooby Doo mate
She's probably in the Bahamas

https://www.indiatoday.in/so-sorry/video/so-sorry-made-in-india-technology-beats-china-1686165-2020-06-06

This animation on the news made me chuckle

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Sun 12/13/20 06:47 AM
https://www.indiatoday.in/so-sorry/video/xi-jinping-doklam-standoff-india-china-pla-narendra-modi-987083-2017-08-17

Just seen, it's Doklam apparently. I thought it was in Kashmir, shows what I know.
Anyway I'd just like to add, that I also do not like the way my country has treated yours or Nepal either. I add this, as I realize I likely come across as misinformed, and apparently all English people are pompous ar$wholes ( which unfortunately I do sometimes see, but, we ain't all like that )

Bastet127's photo
Sun 12/13/20 07:40 AM
Edited by Bastet127 on Sun 12/13/20 07:41 AM


Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)





okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)

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Sun 12/13/20 10:12 AM
The puppet will heal real fast with that Chinese money. Traitor!

ivegotthegirth's photo
Sun 12/13/20 12:16 PM
If you want to call someone a traitor and you haven't figured who that is yet (obviously) wait and see what comes to light as soon as orange boy is no longer protected by the office he's in. He's so stupid he thinks Putin is his good buddy! Wait until Putin has gotten all the info out of him he can, his egomaniac azz might just disappear or end up in a gulag in Siberia.
Talk about traitors slaphead

jaish's photo
Sun 12/13/20 07:27 PM



Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)





okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)



okay, let me break it down to:

Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
--
Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.

and maybe it can.




ivegotthegirth's photo
Sun 12/13/20 10:45 PM




Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)








okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)



okay, let me break it down to:

Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
--
Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.

and maybe it can.







Ever heard of FDR ?

jaish's photo
Mon 12/14/20 07:07 AM
Edited by jaish on Mon 12/14/20 07:49 AM





Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)








okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)



okay, let me break it down to:

Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
--
Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.

and maybe it can.







Ever heard of FDR ?


P;ease try and avoid yanking the tail of a dog. The nerves go right through to the amygdala. Reflexively bites.

Biden was bitten

You mentioned FDR
You are an American patriot so I will ask you

'Why did the army name a generation of tanks the Sherman?

Take your time.
Google & Wiki will tell you the Brits did it. Sorry wrong answer
There's a deeper reason beyond strength and speed

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Mon 12/14/20 09:58 AM
We did it ? 🤯:see_no_evil:
Oh the grand old Duke of York
Yorkshire
New york
Yorker
Geronimo

ivegotthegirth's photo
Mon 12/14/20 10:19 AM






Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)








okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)



okay, let me break it down to:

Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
--
Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.

and maybe it can.







Ever heard of FDR ?


P;ease try and avoid yanking the tail of a dog. The nerves go right through to the amygdala. Reflexively bites.

Biden was bitten

You mentioned FDR
You are an American patriot so I will ask you

'Why did the army name a generation of tanks the Sherman?

Take your time.
Google & Wiki will tell you the Brits did it. Sorry wrong answer
There's a deeper reason beyond strength and speed




I don't need to google it, they were named after (obvious to me) Gen Sherman a federal general in what's often called our civil war. 1861 - 1865

My mention of FDR was in response to your ridiculous insinuation that Biden's leg injury would be a factor in him fulfilling his duties as our new president

jaish's photo
Mon 12/14/20 07:11 PM







Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)








okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)



okay, let me break it down to:

Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
--
Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.

and maybe it can.







Ever heard of FDR ?


P;ease try and avoid yanking the tail of a dog. The nerves go right through to the amygdala. Reflexively bites.

Biden was bitten

You mentioned FDR
You are an American patriot so I will ask you

'Why did the army name a generation of tanks the Sherman?

Take your time.
Google & Wiki will tell you the Brits did it. Sorry wrong answer
There's a deeper reason beyond strength and speed




I don't need to google it, they were named after (obvious to me) Gen Sherman a federal general in what's often called our civil war. 1861 - 1865

My mention of FDR was in response to your ridiculous insinuation that Biden's leg injury would be a factor in him fulfilling his duties as our new president



Once again you missed the finer point: Why Sherman, why not Grant who 'scorched the earth'?

You are first to compare a 'man prone to dog bites' with a man disabled by polio.

If so, Donald Trump is Jesus Christ


ivegotthegirth's photo
Mon 12/14/20 07:35 PM








Joe Biden broke his foot

After shower --: he chased his dog ==: grabbed its tail

=== dog skids on rug === : Joe trips on rug and ...

Joe says 'Oh man, not a very exciting story.'

Joe will be wearing special boots for weeks ...

or limp to the podium on inauguration day


(for 78 - he is in good condition - no leg pulling intended)








okay?!?! your point wasn’t very punny :)



okay, let me break it down to:

Joe and Jill were invited ..
But Jill won't go up the Hill
Joe said, 'my leg will heal'
And Jill said 'ain't no deal'
--
Not meant to be punny but it sends out signs and signals
As if America can run on its own ..., without a president.

and maybe it can.







Ever heard of FDR ?


P;ease try and avoid yanking the tail of a dog. The nerves go right through to the amygdala. Reflexively bites.

Biden was bitten

You mentioned FDR
You are an American patriot so I will ask you

'Why did the army name a generation of tanks the Sherman?

Take your time.
Google & Wiki will tell you the Brits did it. Sorry wrong answer
There's a deeper reason beyond strength and speed




I don't need to google it, they were named after (obvious to me) Gen Sherman a federal general in what's often called our civil war. 1861 - 1865

My mention of FDR was in response to your ridiculous insinuation that Biden's leg injury would be a factor in him fulfilling his duties as our new president



Once again you missed the finer point: Why Sherman, why not Grant who 'scorched the earth'?

You are first to compare a 'man prone to dog bites' with a man disabled by polio.

If so, Donald Trump is Jesus Christ





Sherman is known for his "march to the sea" and the horrific things he promoted and allowed his troops to do during that campaign. "Scorched earth".

Since you for unimaginable reasons seem to love Trump so much perhaps you'll be lucky and when he flees America he'll come to India and become your dictator.




Bastet127's photo
Mon 12/14/20 08:07 PM
i enjoy a good history lesson, Ivegotthegirth!

Joe and Jill will now live on the hill,
and as much as the red may remorse,
Trump fell down, and broke his crown,
and Melania will probably file for divorce.

ivegotthegirth's photo
Mon 12/14/20 08:28 PM

i enjoy a good history lesson, Ivegotthegirth!

Joe and Jill will now live on the hill,
and as much as the red may remorse,
Trump fell down, and broke his crown,
and Melania will probably file for divorce.


You're certainly welcome!

Great little poem, I love it and of course she will.



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Mon 12/14/20 10:44 PM
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Tue 12/15/20 12:02 AM
As Katherine Ryan says
Trumps wife is just an innocent gold digger caught up in this horrible game. She didn't know he was going to be president. Apparently she got it wrong, she went too young. You want them 1 line of coke and a vigorous handjob away from you getting a 16 million dollar summer house
Sage advice Katherine

Lexyy Regina jane's photo
Tue 12/22/20 10:13 PM
May God save our beloved America. There's only love for power no love for the people

ivegotthegirth's photo
Tue 12/22/20 10:19 PM

May God save our beloved America. There's only love for power no love for the people



You're right Lexi but don't forget the money.

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Fri 02/05/21 02:53 PM
so this post was started on a broken promise that was questionable....why even go there...why respond...why wait why am i doing it....thread starter is kind of hip cat doctor thingy indian geek thing going on and has a nice smile...old lady referree is cute for her age and i get kicked out of a lot of stuff personally...there is the rundown...girth man gives his usual anti trump huzpuh to the mix....a few newbies here and there...i binge watched that baseball announcer and wished i could have done that show....that's all folks maybe..it's a boring world with the lockdown and what else can a single person do these days to fire up the thingys in the brain?