A knock on effect of the virus is that there is a very good chance of meeting friends with benefits, millions have applied for them

Pardon? What are you posting about?

Ya don't even have to apply for them. Our socialist president is sending checks to everyone in the phone book.

Would it not be the opposite, with social distancing?
Birdy, are you sitting with your imaginary friend again?

Okay...

I got the benefit.
Now, does this mandate, that I have
to be nice, and make friends?

Cute Freebird.

Something you don't get

I'll bet with most of them if you ask them to share their benefits they will say you aren't a "real friend," but will label you a good friend if you'll share yours with them.

Somewhat possibly related, I read an article how there was a big uptick in women performing paid sexual camshows, like on onlyfans and chaturbate.
I never understood that. To me that seems like feeling hungry, so you go to youtube and pay someone to watch them make you a pizza, all while you're sitting there eating a bowl of cereal, then they just throw the pizza away when you're done watching.

Also kinda related, I saw a funny meme today. Showed a picture of a huge room full of servers captioned something like "pornhub servers" then showed a picture of a dilapidated 1980's era apple computer captioned something like "unemployment benefits servers."

I know in my state people are having an extremely difficult time in actually getting through to anyone. They call the benefits number and it rings forever, or they get put on hold for hours and then just disconnected. Someone tried to circumvent the normal system and go through the spanish speakers number, but it didn't work.

So millions may have applied for them, millions more haven't been able to do so, and god only knows how many have actually received them.

Of course, I direct deposit received my 1200 the day after I paid my several thousand dollar tax bill.

Took me a few minutes to get it

wow ...that virus is killer ... bet some did not get the benefits ...
becouse of that ...

Mingle is in the midst of a flood...requests for intimate encounters is the clear sweepstakes winner...take your pick of reasons - bored with their spouses, lonely, need sugar mama/ daddy, cougars, eye candy, arm trophy, age range 20 to 80...

Capital must circulate under Capitalism!

All the female viruses claim equality and equal rights and insist they already put the time in...