Day 1
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

Day 2
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

Day 3
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

Day 4
This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

Day 5
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

Day 6
Since we can’t eat out, they say now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. But we're quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!

Day 7
The dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

Day 8
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

Day 9
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

Day 10
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

Day 11
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.

Day 12
I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

Day 13
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?

Day 14
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

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Thank God liquor stores are still considered essential businesses.

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Love it !!

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I like it it made my moment much better laughter is the best medicine lol ,🥰Coldersky

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Day 15 those who love walking and roaming should embrace hens and cocks, return home the same time !