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I missed holi
I was totally hung over After being...Ill Thus, I have come to the conclusion.. That vodka... May well be... Evil.. |
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So switch to gin.
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Mescal
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Well..
it is different if the devil made you do it. |
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We do have a choice of drinking to excess or not.
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Vodka is evil
Yes it is. Pure distilled evil. Vodka is made from potatoes. From the latin word "po'adom'area'mono'toe." Which, loosely translated, means "hung devils tuber." Potatoes have eyes. Vodka is clear. The better to see your sins. Sinner. |
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Absinth ftw
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I heard .. The cheaper the vodka the more evil it is
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And vodka made in a bathtub is the worst
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I hate gin
And things got.. Well... More than a bit funny once.... Under the influence of absinthe... And,    ...
I swear... I saw the green fairy.... She's foxy.... But she's wicked |
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What about Jägermeister?
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One tequila
Two tequila Three tequila Floor! |
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Edited by
The Wrong Alice
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Tue 03/10/20 02:42 PM
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Jagermeister is horrible
I've hardly ever tried tequila tbh But I'm in India Neither are available If it's spirits, it's either Smirnoff or bacardi As I don't like gin, or Scotch, omg they love Scotch here There's no brandy Well, they have 'Indian brandy's Which basically like cheap rum with penny brandy sweet thrown in The local hooch is called feni. It's about 20% There's 2 kinds, coconut 1 , that's like Malibu, o tried a drop with soda, it's a bit rough, but not bad, but I wouldn't want to get drunk on it And there's a cashew nut 1, I haven't tried that Apparently there rums not bad, but, I haven't tried it. Old Monk I shall be sober for a few days, and then stick to Kingfisher beer for awhile me thinks As for the devil... Shiva and Kali will sort him out |
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whiskey's too rough
champagne cost to much and vodka puts my mouth in gear as a matter of fact i like BEER |
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Alcohol causes severe drain brammage.
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Edited by
Bastet127
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Tue 03/10/20 05:43 PM
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I didn’t like scotch until I tried Laphroaig.
And shame on you for the Jager diss. :) |
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I missed holi I was totally hung over After being...Ill Thus, I have come to the conclusion.. That vodka... May well be... Evil.. lol vodka is not evil... I drink vodka but not straight I like it with orange juice I like vodka coolers I like Smirnoff Ice Woody's Pink Grapefruit Blackfly Vodka Grapefruit is my favourite. |
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You forgot the Russian way...
If you have a low alcohol tolerance, pickles can save you. Every truly Russian table offers you a choice of pickles for snacks: pickled cucumbers are the most popular, but they also like tomatoes, mushrooms, pumpkins, etc. They go especially well with vodka: spices and salt soften it and improve the taste. Brine from the pickles is also a popular hangover cure — yucky and absolutely magical. |
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The ruskies had no pickled
Man, look. The germans brew the best beer, but they can keep their wine, and spirit It's weird actually, I'm 1 of the few people who likes aniseed balls Just how did Jager become so popular? It must be a marketing, peer pressure thing Isn't it just Pernod with some spices in? Does it get you drunk the next day, if you just drink water? That's what everybody said about Pernod, but I am a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, so I've never tried it |
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Jägermeister became popular, because it is drunk after oppulent dinners and helps with digestion
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