"I'm going to return some videotapes"- American Psycho

From Memoirs of a Geisha :
Sayuri Nitta:(To the Chairman) Can't you see? Every step I have taken, since I was that child on the bridge, has been to bring myself closer to you.


Someone mentioned Hope Floats and I just love that movie , my fav is .... how the Grandma always says "My cup runneth over" .

"Say when.."
"I'm sorry I forgot you were there. You may go now"

Doc Holiday - Tombstone

Wyatt Earp with his pistol pressed between Ike Clanton's eyes:

Your friends may get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe.
Cowboy: He's just bluffing...
Ike Clanton: He ain't bluffing..

Major T. J. "King" Kong (Slim Pickens)reading over the radio to the bomber crew: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff

Dr. Strangelove

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

The Usual Suspects Kevin Spacey aka Verbal

Lucifer: "...for while heaven may be closed I am always open, even on Christmas."

-The Prophecy

Blazig Saddles
"Parodn me while I whip this out"

"Hey...your Norma Desmond...you used to be big!"

"I AM big...its the pictures that got small..."

Sunset Blvd.

Freeeeeeedooommmmmmmmmmmmmm!-Braveheart

But, I wipe my own Ass............Big Daddy

Judean peoples front?Fu*ck off we're the peoples front of judea-Life of brian

The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Ingio Montonya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

Raising Arizona

Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

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Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: ****! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

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Policeman: Do you have any disgruntled employees?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Hell, they're all disgruntled. I ain't running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"
Policeman: Well, do you think any of them could've done it?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Oh, don't make me laugh. Without my say-so they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire.

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Gale: Why ain't you breast-feeding? You appear to be capable.
Ed McDonnough: Mind your own bid'ness.
Evelle: Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate you for it later. That's why we wound up in prison.
Gale: Anyway, that's what Doc Schwartz tells us.

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Policeman in Arizona house: What did the pyjamas look like?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' sh1t on 'em!

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Glen: Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of sh1t in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?

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FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?

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H.I.: What kind of name is Ed for a pretty thing like you?
Ed McDonnough: Short for Edwina. Turn to the right.
H.I.: You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower.

Ed McDonnough: [sobbing] Turn to the right.
H.I.: What's the matter, Ed?
Ed McDonnough: My "fy-ance" left me.
H.I.: [narrating] She said her fiancé had run off with a student cosmetologist, who knew how to ply her feminine wiles.
H.I.: [out loud] That sum*****. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'.

Love that movie........

"stop saying that"........lol...

Brian---Were you raped?
Mother--Well at first

Life of brian

"Groovy" Evil Dead

"Little girl, dont touch that squirrels nuts!"

Charlie and the chocolate factory

Wyatt Earp: you aint as dumb as you look Ike.

"i gotta go blow somethin up...its a Millitary thing"
Col. Jack o' Neil Stargate SG-1


"you tell'em Im Comin and Hells comin with me!!"
Wyatt Earp Tombstone


Wyatt Earp: Well I'll be Damned.
Doc Holliday: you may indeed if you get lucky.

"its better a silly girl with a flower then a silly boy with a stick"

"Its called a Lance Helllllo" A knights Tale


"Its Just a wafer thin Mint"

"Hasta la vista,baby"