the forty year old virgin......Man-O-Lantern reference

"This is not a good look for me!!!"

shut the fu%k up donnie...your outa your element



john goodman-the big lebowski

my wife gives good head.... ache. back to school.

"Bullsh*t a$$hole. No one comes here for the tuna."
Rush Hour 2...I think

No one mentioned Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal
'She'll never look at me like she looks at him"

"in your shoe" mothman prophecies

"You ain't no god damn Chinese!"
Smokin' Aces

i guess a blow job is out of the question

caddy shack , i smell goffier poon tang !

Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious: "I doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning!"

Oops.

Thats The Fast & The furious too!!

They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say '****, it's raining!' -Cold Mountain


Van Helsing: That's why you're coming with me.
Carl: The hell be damned that I am.
Van Helsing: You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit.

from Aladdin....

"Oh I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear /Where it's flat and immense
If they don't like your face /And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey--it's home!
When the wind's at your back
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night!

Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes...."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"Welcome to Agrabah. City of
mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this
side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down!
Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and
coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries. Will not break
(taps it on table), will not--(it falls apart)--it
broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware) I
have never seen one of these intact before. This is the
famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open,
makes raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins
to pan to right. PEDDLER hurries to catch it.) Wait,
don't go! (Stop pan.)I can see that you're only
interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you
would be most rewarded to consider...this. (PEDDLER
pulls the MAGIC LAMP out from his sleeve.) Do not be
fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many
things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside
that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left.
Again, PEDDLER rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary
lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life.
A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he
seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like
to hear the tale? (PEDDLER pours shiny sand from the
lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night (PEDDLER
throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry
nightscape.) , where a dark man waits, with a dark
purpose......."

and much much more

" IS IT YOU? " ELISE MCKENNA- SOMEWHERE IN TIME

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds" Doc Holiday in Tombstone

The Fifth Element:
"Officer: sir are you classified as human. Willis: Negative I am a meat popsicle."
Jovovich:"Chick-en Goooooood"

Willy Wonka: "Good morning starshine the earth says hello!"

Juno: "You're the cheese in my macaroni"

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:
"Clementine: My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it."

Why, your no daisy at all.. Doc Holiday

This isn't my most favorite line, but it simply comes to mind.

Stargate SG-1

"I have seen your world. I will need a weapon."

"who wants some?"
- Ash from "Army of Darkness"

"well excuse me mr. fancy-pants!"
-Ash from "Army of Darkness"

"we're gonna need a bigger boat..."
-Roy Scheider from "Jaws"