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Topic: Valentines
Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 02/06/20 08:19 PM
Roses are red Violets are blue You're chained in my basement So, i own you

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 02/07/20 01:14 AM
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade... ..For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

IceCreeme Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 220	Fri 02/07/20 02:42 AM
I want it to be Valentines day ... every day!

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 02/07/20 02:56 AM
I want it to be Valentines day ... every day! Grab yer coat, it is at my place..

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Fri 02/07/20 11:19 PM
If i were a bubble in your bath I would tickle your balls n make u laugh (Another anonymous contender, keep them coming.. )

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 02/08/20 03:52 AM
I can't be bothered with all this Valentines stuff. Fancy a F**k? (From an anonymous contributor.) Keep them coming.

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 02/08/20 08:46 AM
And another anonymous.. Roses are crap, Violets are ****, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit.

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Sat 02/08/20 08:55 AM
Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in a zoo But don’t worry I’ll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at you

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 02/08/20 08:58 AM
Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in a zoo But don’t worry I’ll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at you We have a late contender..

delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119333	Sat 02/08/20 09:06 AM
Roses are red Violets are blue Wine is cheaper Than dinner for two

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sat 02/08/20 09:26 AM
She said, chocolates, flowers, and romance are the new 'norm'. I can't believe, she still falls for "honey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Sir Dino One Love ☝️💚 Joined Tue 04/02/19 Posts: 5312	Sat 02/08/20 09:46 AM
She said, chocolates, flowers, and romance are the new 'norm'. I can't believe, she still falls for "honey, does this rag smell like chloroform?" That's in the top 3 bro..

Unknow Joined Thu 04/01/10 Posts: 1482	Sun 02/09/20 12:44 PM Edited by Unknow on Sun 02/09/20 12:51 PM
Oh Valentine, valentine I only have one wish For you to be my biotch I really don't care for chocolates,flowers or sexy lingerie Mopping and cleaning will make my day

LarchTree Joined Fri 11/22/19 Posts: 935	Sun 02/09/20 03:54 PM
Cat is a very popular lady.. WooHoo.. I’m a fan of cat too. I don’t expect anything either, though. I know she was made for better than me seeing as how I am a rat. Love and strength to everyone here on Mingle.

catinidaho Joined Fri 10/24/14 Posts: 10849	Sun 02/09/20 04:04 PM
I'm not popular at all.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sun 02/09/20 04:11 PM
Roses are red But, this too shall pass It all seems so much simpler Just snorting cocaine off a hooker's azz

LarchTree Joined Fri 11/22/19 Posts: 935	Sun 02/09/20 04:57 PM
Anyway, romance never seems to feel like anything more than what “cocaine off a hooker” would feel like. I would much rather just be friends with everyone here on Mingle.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sun 02/09/20 05:54 PM
Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van.. Lol...

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Sun 02/09/20 06:07 PM
Your roses are white, my cheeks are red. Chocolate is alright, But,I prefer it said "Let's celebrate in bed".

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sun 02/09/20 07:49 PM
I'm not popular at all. Moreso, than you might think.