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Topic: Futile Statements
Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Wed 07/10/19 05:30 AM
In a stand off with the grim reaper. 'you'll never take me alive '

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Wed 07/10/19 05:37 AM
My New Year's resolution is . . .

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Wed 07/10/19 06:25 AM
You of all entities should know... It's not my time!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45403	Wed 07/10/19 08:09 AM
'My mind is made up..do not confuse me with facts.'

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Wed 07/10/19 01:27 PM
If I am elected . . .

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Wed 07/10/19 03:51 PM
Here, hold my beer...

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Wed 07/10/19 04:34 PM
I wish, if only, shoulda, woulda, coulda. can't wait to get out of this friend zone.

Bastet127 Joined Wed 06/12/19 Posts: 967	Wed 07/10/19 05:49 PM
I’m late for work, I hope there’s no backups.

iam_resurrected Joined Tue 04/24/18 Posts: 985	Thu 07/11/19 07:56 AM
Suffer slowly and die miserably

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Fri 07/12/19 05:57 AM
I didn't do anything wrong officer.

Bottom only Joined Thu 05/23/19 Posts: 27	Fri 07/12/19 06:12 AM
My parents don't get smart with me....... what are you stupid

NotPay4Play Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 5335	Fri 07/12/19 12:59 PM
In my defense i was unsupervised.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21854	Fri 07/12/19 03:03 PM
I didn't do anything wrong officer. And, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

IUBasketball Joined Fri 05/22/09 Posts: 1566	Fri 07/12/19 03:18 PM
In my defense i was unsupervised. I'm stealing that lol

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Fri 07/12/19 06:55 PM
I'm "almost" never wrong because I'm "almost" always right.

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Fri 07/12/19 08:35 PM
Is your glass half full or half empty?

ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Fri 07/12/19 08:48 PM
The check's in the mail and I won't C in your M**!

Duttoneer Joined Sun 07/01/12 Posts: 5009	Sat 07/13/19 01:23 AM
Really, it just came off in my hand.

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sat 07/13/19 12:09 PM
No I don't need to lift the seat I am a good shot

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Mon 07/15/19 04:14 AM
To a teenager: "Now drive carefully"!

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