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Topic: Will You Be My Valentine?
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Tue 02/05/19 02:22 PM

Not to worry river .. I have another idea .. cool some bacon in the shape of a heart or rub bacon on your pulse poInts and wait for the stampede biggrin waving


laugh That'll work! biggrin

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Tue 02/05/19 02:25 PM


River .. now might be a good time to debut your bikini pic or you could just strategically place big red hearts on your body
:heart: :heart:
:heart:

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That's a great idea....she can email it to smartazzjohn at oldperverts dot orglove


You first! tongue2 I like boxer shorts! blushing

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Tue 02/05/19 02:28 PM



River .. now might be a good time to debut your bikini pic or you could just strategically place big red hearts on your body
:heart: :heart:
:heart:

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That's a great idea....she can email it to smartazzjohn at oldperverts dot orglove


You first! tongue2 I like boxer shorts! blushing



I'm not falling for that trick










AGAIN!!!rant
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Tue 02/05/19 02:29 PM
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Dang it grumble

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Tue 02/05/19 08:30 PM

rofl


Dang it grumble


I should send you a picture of me from 20 years ago and a current one....so you can get a before and after perspective.tongue2

Better yet, send you a picture from around the time I played on a state champion hockey team. Back when I was in really good shape and weighed more than I do today. I wish I had those abs today. tears

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Wed 02/06/19 01:48 AM


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Dang it grumble


I should send you a picture of me from 20 years ago and a current one....so you can get a before and after perspective.tongue2

Better yet, send you a picture from around the time I played on a state champion hockey team. Back when I was in really good shape and weighed more than I do today. I wish I had those abs today. tears


Awww... I'm sure you're much more handsome now. Perhaps more dreamy then, but handsome now flowerforyou

I was in much better shape a year ago than I am today... I've been working on it and it shouldn't be long before I look good in a bathing suit again. It was easy down in Florida to maintain, I could ride my bike every day. Not so easy in the colder climates and when I have a job that isn't as physical as the one in Florida.

The stress of being displaced from the hurricane, and the stress from the job I worked on Mackinac Island seems to have had an adverse effect on my body... that and all the fudge I ate slaphead laugh

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Wed 02/06/19 09:39 AM



rofl


Dang it grumble


I should send you a picture of me from 20 years ago and a current one....so you can get a before and after perspective.tongue2

Better yet, send you a picture from around the time I played on a state champion hockey team. Back when I was in really good shape and weighed more than I do today. I wish I had those abs today. tears


Awww... I'm sure you're much more handsome now. Perhaps more dreamy then, but handsome now flowerforyou

I was in much better shape a year ago than I am today... I've been working on it and it shouldn't be long before I look good in a bathing suit again. It was easy down in Florida to maintain, I could ride my bike every day. Not so easy in the colder climates and when I have a job that isn't as physical as the one in Florida.

The stress of being displaced from the hurricane, and the stress from the job I worked on Mackinac Island seems to have had an adverse effect on my body... that and all the fudge I ate slaphead laugh


Thanks but looks and attractiveness generally aren't objective, looks are usually a matter of perspective.....hence the adage "beauty is in the eye of the beholder". But I admit that I think some people need to see an eye doctor!!! laugh

I don't assess my looks like some who say they are cute, handsome, pretty etc., I leave how I look up to individuals to determine, a persons taste in looks is a individual as their taste in food. However I've been know to make self deprecating comments about my looks in jest which some people take seriously.whoa

Mais c'est la vie dans la grande ville et c'est la vie sur le internet.bigsmile

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Wed 02/06/19 04:12 PM
I'll be sure to make an appointment... I actually do need new eye glasses tongue2

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Thu 02/07/19 02:19 AM
Valentines day it is good to be loved and feel loved i think valentines is everyday if someone loves you

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Thu 02/07/19 02:32 AM

Valentines day it is good to be loved and feel loved i think valentines is everyday if someone loves you


I think so too peter... thanks for sharing.

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Thu 02/07/19 10:25 AM

Valentines day it is good to be loved and feel loved i think valentines is everyday if someone loves you


If you "think valentines is everyday if someone loves you" through deductive reasoning you think there is no need to designate February 14th as Valentine's day to express love. That would eliminating the commercialization of February 14th because there be no need to use the day as an expression of love.

Realistically Hallmark, flower stores, retail outlets and restaurants won't stop their Valentine's day ad campaigns because a lot of people who feel that Valentine's day is a day of commerce they still want someone that loves them everyday to do something "special".

Maybe February 15th should be a day designated to celebrate not having to celebrate February 14th. That might be even more of a boon for businesses!! laugh

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Thu 02/07/19 03:17 PM
slaphead

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Thu 02/07/19 03:23 PM
River. .. have you thought what valentines message you might send .. what do you think of this ..,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My thoughts are naughty
When I think of you love love


I think it could work !!!!'

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Thu 02/07/19 03:31 PM

River. .. have you thought what valentines message you might send .. what do you think of this ..,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My thoughts are naughty
When I think of you love love


I think it could work !!!!'



love Yes, I think that would work.... if there were someone to send it to slaphead

I wrote a Valentines day poem for a man a few years ago. Really corny but he like it biggrin

Definitely something a little more sexy would be better... thanks Blondey :heart: waving

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Thu 02/07/19 04:17 PM

slaphead


Don't you like my analytical and out of the box thought process?

I though it was one of my more endearing traits that make me unique, or weird depending on ones perspective. tongue2


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Thu 02/07/19 04:24 PM


slaphead


Don't you like my analytical and out of the box thought process?

I though it was one of my more endearing traits that make me unique, or weird depending on ones perspective. tongue2




Yes dear! laugh

You're right... it is an endearing trait that makes you weird tongue2

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Thu 02/07/19 04:31 PM
Thank you dear.

I'd rather be seen as weird than another online cookie cutter creep.bigsmile

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Thu 02/07/19 06:38 PM

Thank you dear.

I'd rather be seen as weird than another online cookie cutter creep.bigsmile


laugh biggrin

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Fri 02/08/19 02:16 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I get warm and tingly
Just thinking of you

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Fri 02/08/19 10:10 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you feel tingly
Time for meds may be due. tongue2

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