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      Post your whines here.
 
  I'll start. Why are there so many whiny crabby people?  | 
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      Why do they always say that a half gallon of ice cream
 
  has 16 servings when we all know there are just two.  | 
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      I don't have some whine right now but I brought some cheese  
    
 
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      but i don't wanna 
    
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      Wait if I whine about the whiny people don't that make me one of them 
    
![]()   I'm just here for the cheese ![]()  
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      Nope, can't do it!  
    
Least not til after I've had my second cup of coffee   
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      Speaking of cheese; why is it whenever you go to a party they always serve cheese and crackers?  Why not put out some really good sandwiches, or eggs and pancakes?
     
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      What would a wheezing old man have to whine about?  
    
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      There's nothing enough wine 
     
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      hi queenie
     
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      What's with all the "good" UK wines having screw caps?
 
  I want a nice Cab Sav with a good cork in it!  | 
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      And why are they making so many beers with fruit and vegetable flavors.
 
  If I wanted to drink fruit juice I'd drink fruit juice. If I wanted something that tasted like pumpkin, I'd eat a pumpkin pie.  | 
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     Speaking of cheese; why is it whenever you go to a party they always serve cheese and crackers? Why not put out some really good sandwiches, or eggs and pancakes? Here you go, motown, I kidnapped a chef for you. If you don't see what you like, just ask the chef for eggs and pancakes   
 
Happy New Year, my friend     
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      Say isn't that the Sub Chef from Sarah's party???
 
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      I may occasionally descend to these dungeons, but generally I prefer the Positive Penthouse  
    
I've learnt that once you linger in places like a whine cellar, it gets increasingly difficult to get out. A bit like Hotel California.  | 
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      so we come down together, vent, then run back upstairs as fast as we can 
    
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     so we come down together, vent, then run back upstairs as fast as we can   
Sounds like a plan!   
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     What would a wheezing old man have to whine about?   
  Is that a rhetorical question?
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      i'm surprised he isn't down here whining about all the posting
     
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 Is that a rhetorical question?