A woman comes home after a Saturday morining of Yard Sale shopping with an antique mirror.
The husband, pissed that she's once again spent too much money asks,
"What do we need another mirror in this house for?"
As the wife hangs the mirror on the closet door, she answers,
"But Honey, this is a special mirror."
She turns to the mirror and says,
"Mirror mirror, on the door, make my tits a fourty-four."
*Poof*
She gets MAJOR jubblies (Even Trae Would Be Awed).
As she walks out of the room admiring her new mammaries, her husband sheepishly approaches the mirror.
"Ahem...Mirror mirror, on the door, make my d*ck hang to the floor."
*Poof*
His legs fell off.

proof us guys can't do anything right.

UK
You never fail to make me laugh out loud.

Good one!!!

UK u kill me!!!!!

thank you wouldee I didnt want to be the first to say you guys cant do anything right