i think this is the best that i have read all day

def. the best i've read all day

loved this one

aight fellas goodnight. i have been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. hope to see u all soon. nighty night.

bogie, your here aren't u

either that or u have no other choice..i think the latter is believeable

lol at rtaylor...u tell him!!

i don't have an education but i have spell check.....lol

been loving urself alot have u now jmeeze

can't believe someone wasted time to put
"I find all you guys rather too insulting, bye."

does that include urself, JMEEGE 27?

leave UK alone ( although that was funny ), that one photo looks really gay!!

funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

lol
funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hey,i'm 29 and i leave the bedroom...go to the kitchen and forget what i went for....
my friend has her glasses on her and looks everywhere for them.

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a ***** hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"

A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.

"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."

"But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"

"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish"

A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."

"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."

The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."

"Yeah, but she's got phyrrea(*); and you know how I love to fish..."

Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated: "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."

"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."

not one of ur best one's but funny none the less

i should give my boss some

lol...that was good