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Topic: What makes you likely to be abducted by aliens?
Totage's photo
Thu 08/16/18 06:26 PM
What makes one likely to be abducted by aliens?

Seems like everyone who claims to have had an encounter has something in common besides being abducted.

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Thu 08/16/18 06:29 PM
Belief

Stu's photo
Thu 08/16/18 06:30 PM
They want me back.

no photo
Thu 08/16/18 06:32 PM
Altered consciousness biggrin

Totage's photo
Thu 08/16/18 06:32 PM
That makes sense to me and I have to agree. I believe aliens are demons and they do visit, abduct, have sexual encounters, torture, etc. It is a spiritual encounter, not necessarily physical.

Rock's photo
Thu 08/16/18 06:55 PM
What kind of "aliens"?


My friends, Jose and his wife Francesca
occasionally insist that I have dinner at their
home.


That the same as "abducted"?

motowndowntown's photo
Thu 08/16/18 07:07 PM
Three words; tin foil hat.

I ain't scared of no aliens.

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 08/16/18 07:11 PM

Seems like everyone who claims to have had an encounter has something in common . . .


Such as not playing with a complete deck? :tongue:

Poetrywriter's photo
Thu 08/16/18 07:22 PM
What makes you likely to be abducted by aliens?

Maybe if you look like alien food?

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 08/16/18 07:40 PM

What makes you likely to be abducted by aliens?

Maybe if you look like alien food?


huh They look like cats? noway

Poetrywriter's photo
Thu 08/16/18 08:03 PM
Is that what Alf eats? laugh

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Fri 08/17/18 05:42 AM

What makes one likely to be abducted by aliens?

Seems like everyone who claims to have had an encounter has something in common besides being abducted.


I was abducted and they were very nice to me on the ship, fed me well. When we got to GORAK.. I was put in a nice house. it had everything I needed.

Then one day they opened up the divider and I realized I was in a zoo!.. on display with other creatures from other planets!!!!

Oh wait, that was a " Twilight Zone" episode

Just forget this post.

Easttowest72's photo
Fri 08/17/18 06:14 PM
I keep lots of glasses of water around...im good. :wink:

Totage's photo
Fri 08/17/18 07:21 PM
I found out that there's something called rumpology. It's a real thing, basically like palm reading, but they read your rump. This may help explain why aliens seem to be so fascinated with probing.

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Fri 08/17/18 07:30 PM
Alcohol I reckon

Totage's photo
Fri 08/17/18 07:42 PM
In my case it was more than alcohol. I was told I was going to Hell.

You know you have a problem when you have weird experiences like that, and instead of saying I should probably take it easy, you just end up doing even more.

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Thu 09/06/18 04:53 PM
Hm.

Extraterrestrials in abduction accounts are humanoids. But how likely is it that humanoids evolved elsewhere in the universe? And when you consider the incredible distances of objects on the astronomical scale, it seems doubly unlikely that such beings are actually extraterrestrial.

So what does that leave us with?

Well, one thing that many abductees report is medical procedures having been performed on them. Many report reproductive cells and blood having been extracted. Others even claim to have seen extraterrestrial/human "hybrids" aboard the abductor spacecraft.

And what's most peculiar about this abduction phenomenon?

Well, these accounts are virtually non-existent prior to WW2. This is really interesting because this is around the time when nations began keeping accurate details in their census-taking.

My hypothesis is that these humanoid "extraterrestrials" are time travellers. They're us from the distant future. They must need genetic material from an earlier era of the species (our era) for whatever reason, and they must need it from specific family lines, which is why they can only go as far back as the 1940s--when surnames became a thing worldwide and when government records in much of the world became more formal and detail-oriented.

If you give it some thought, these "extraterrestrials" look pretty much like what what you'd expect humans to evolve into after a lengthy period in low-gravity, low-light habitations: thin frames, dark eyes, little or no body hair, elongated fingers for precision tasks like typing, etc.

So maybe being abducted is a a question of your family history. Maybe there's an interesting genetic or medical similarity between abductees.

Bard297's photo
Wed 09/12/18 04:34 PM
I think it's common among abductees that they don't own weapons. Every night before I fall asleep I look at the ceiling and say "make my day, xenos". I have yet to be abducted.

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Wed 09/12/18 04:52 PM
Well, I've been told that my farts smell like alien chocolate?

Datwasntme's photo
Wed 09/12/18 05:35 PM

What makes one likely to be abducted by aliens?

Seems like everyone who claims to have had an encounter has something in common besides being abducted.


they would pick me up cause they ain't seen someone with out a brain before : )~

uhm a lot of the cases i(lot not all) read they follow families
i think its to watch there creations grow
<shrug> but that is just a guess
but that don't explain first contact abductions
as well as how many that are out there that have gotten there memory's taken away, so they don't even remember it happening




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