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| Topic: If At First You Don't Succeed | |
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...then skydiving is not for you.
 some cliches and sayings strike me as SO DUMB!
-a bird in the bush is worth more than anything you can do with your hand -there's no "I" in team,  well there is in "time" and managers waste it with that stupid saying
-if I should die before I wake..  If I should DIE before I awake???..... somebody gets an extra DONUT with breakfast. Get cable mom. I'm stayin up.
Am I alone in wondering why some sayings, phrases, and cliches catch on? |
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but there is a me in team,
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as well as meat
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and tea to go with the meat
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"that ain't my cup of meat" is a Great phrase!
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If you fall off that wall and break your legs, dont come running to me for sympathy!
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sorry can't help myself....
If at first you don't succeed..... skydiving's not for you. |
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yeah.. like the old thing about wearing clean underware in case you are in an accident...
I have always thought that if I were in an accident that is so bad that my undies are going to be seen..they would prolly be filled with sh*t anyway so why bother.. and now that you have got me thinking...why do people say that if you dont clean your ears, potatos are going to grow....WTF? Who came up with that one? |
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a bit off subject..but since we went there
why brush your teeth before going to the Dentist? With what they charge, I eat oreos to make them work a bit. |
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Here's a phrase I always loved. My dad would yell this, the greatest cliche ever in a car:
"Now don't make me have to come back there!" I used to say, "C'mon back here, Mr Bad Butt." We'd drive from Wisconsin to Florida, four kids in the back of the station wagon, we'd be in Tennessee somewhere, and suddenly we'd hear, "Don't make me turn this car around!" "Go ahead, turn this car around. I'd like to see you drive 600 miles BACK from where we just came." |
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"It's colder than a well-digger's butt"
I don't think I want to know my well-digger, THAT well. "Screw you and the horse you rode in on!" This must have been said by the first person Paul Revere woke up! |
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"S*it the bed"! .....but, why??
"Too much masturbation makes you go blind"? My ex hubbie is a master bater and he has perfect 20/20. "Colder than a witches tit"? How can you ever really know? "Freezing my b*lls off".........I need a photo.... |
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"I sh*t you not!"
Well, good... there's a time and a place for everything. "Six on one hand, half a dozen on the other.." What nuclear storage facility were you born next to that you have 12 fingers?? |
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The lord helps those who help themselves. Just you wait and have faith.
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bump
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-if I should die before I wake.. If I should DIE before I awake???..... somebody gets an extra DONUT with breakfast. Get cable mom. I'm stayin up.
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a bit off subject..but since we went there why brush your teeth before going to the Dentist? With what they charge, I eat oreos to make them work a bit.
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Mon 04/14/08 10:19 PM
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Here's a phrase I always loved. My dad would yell this, the greatest cliche ever in a car: "Now don't make me have to come back there!" I used to say, "C'mon back here, Mr Bad Butt." We'd drive from Wisconsin to Florida, four kids in the back of the station wagon, we'd be in Tennessee somewhere, and suddenly we'd hear, "Don't make me turn this car around!" oh my God...that is sooooooo funny
i'm crying i'm laughing so hard
i could picture my Dad saying those things
What did they all read the same book ??? 
by Dr...Seuss, or i mean Spock 
it might as well be Dr...Suess
Golly , i never said that to my kids
"Go ahead, turn this car around. I'd like to see you drive 600 miles BACK from where we just came." |
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yeah.. like the old thing about wearing clean underware in case you are in an accident... I have always thought that if I were in an accident that is so bad that my undies are going to be seen..they would prolly be filled with sh*t anyway so why bother.. and now that you have got me thinking...why do people say that if you dont clean your ears, potatos are going to grow....WTF? Who came up with that one? oh you guys and gals ARE TOO MUCH
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Edited by
Rapunzel
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Mon 04/14/08 09:57 PM
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If you fall off that wall and break your legs, dont come running to me for sympathy! real logical
They must have been reading Dr.Seuss, too
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