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Titanic

A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets...........

hey there! welcome and have a good time!

hey cutie - welcome !!!

waxing

ABSOULTELY!! Don't want to exclude the dads.. I was just thinking as a mom..

Hi! Well I'm sort of torn on this one.. on one hand I see you don't want to be used for a free trip .. but at the same time I say go for it.. at least the person you're going with is someone you know and you never know maybe spending time with her she may get to see another side of you.

You only live once - have fun whatever you decide to do!

yeah it pretty much sums up what we as moms go through all year that nobody really pays attention to!

So from this mom to all other moms - Merry Christmas - hope you all get what you wish for!

Dear Santa,

I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.

Here are my Christmas wishes:

I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.

If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music, a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.

On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, "Yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.

I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting "Don't eat in the living room" and "Take your hands off your brother,"because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.

If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.

If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.

Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don' t catch cold.

Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.

Yours Always,

MOM...

P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.

350.00 here - not too bad!

All I NEED for Christmas is :

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yeah I was childish coming out of High School.. didn't think college was important.... boy was I wrong! One of my biggest regrets.. I have thought of going back but with 3 kids a husband and living from paycheck to paycheck.. I'll eventually go back to school...

that's great! I know quite a few people who gave up one dream or another (myself included) for financial reasons... keep up the good work!!

I like Happy Holidays between Thanksgiving and about 2 weeks before Christmas.. than it's Merry Christmas... after all I can't for get that Jesus is the reason for the Season!

good for you... hope it all works out for you here...

cool! I don't want to stay in VA long.. my goal is to get to Florida! Mainly cause I'm running from the cold..

what kind of work do you do?

what part of FL were you from? And what made you move to VA?

just precious...

Hi SuzinVA - beautiful baby!

Yeah it's waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy different from NY - very slow paced.. I like it though - it's a big change coming from a big city... I'm still trying to get the feel for things too.. not much to do in my town though..