Topic: New Year's 2018 Who Ya Gunna Kiss? | |
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Humm not even sure what I will be doing yet.... but if there is any kissing it will be with family or friends since it's just me and my dog~~~
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I remember Dad taking us to New Year's parties at the Moose club, then the Elks club, then the Eagles club. Then the local Rec Center always had a dance when I got older.
There was NEVER a shortage of girls to kiss. |
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Depends on the type of kiss I suppose.
A friendly one on the cheeek, maybe a few people. Those long lippy sensual kisses, that act like an autograph to confirm the beginning of a relationship, I’m not sure. |
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Edited by
Tom4Uhere
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Fri 12/01/17 12:17 PM
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Those long lippy sensual kisses, that act like an autograph to confirm the beginning of a relationship
Lets see...1983 was the last one I had. Are they still to be had, in this day & age? The Kissing License? I can't find mine... |
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Edited by
chris2460
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Fri 12/01/17 03:43 PM
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Think I qualify for a virtual kiss as it's the best I'm going to get I think Yea, I've come to the same conclusion. This year, I may be posting virtual kisses to all my lovely mingle2 women. Perhaps someone should start a Virtual Kisses topic. Could be popular all year long? Great idea Tom It was your idea though, so how about you do the honor of starting one? Nah, I like it when someone else starts a new topic (most of the time). I require no honorisms as justification. I know I am honorable. My self-esteem does not require propping up. The Virtual Kisses thread would be fun. Here is a light-hearted but technical take on Kissing http://www.trygve.com/uekiss.html Where on earth do you get these things? On New Year's Eve I'd like a deep,: weak in the knees passionate kiss! smooched: Aristotelian kiss a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway. Hegelian kiss dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss. Wittgensteinian kiss the important thing about this type of kiss is that it refers only to the symbol (our internal mental representation we associate with the experience of the kiss--which must necessarilly also be differentiated from the act itself for obvious reasons and which need not be by any means the same or even similar for the different people experiencing the act) rather than the act itself and, as such, one must be careful not to make unwarranted generalizations about the act itself or the experience thereof based merely on our manipulation of the symbology therefor. Godelian kiss a kiss that takes an extraordinarilly long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not. Here are some more of the classic kisses: Socratic kiss really a Platonic kiss, but it's claimed to be the Socratic technique so it'll sound more authoritative; however, compared to most strictly Platonic kisses, Socratic kisses wander around a lot more and cover more ground. Kantian kiss a kiss that, eschewing inferior "phenomenal" contact, is performed entirely on the superior "noumenal" plane; though you don't actually feel it at all, you are, nonetheless, free to declare it the best kiss you've ever given or received. Kafkaesque kiss a kiss that starts out feeling like it's about to transform you but ends up just bugging you. Sartrean kiss a kiss that you worry yourself to death about even though it really doesn't matter anyway. Russell-Whiteheadian kiss a formal kiss in which each lip and tongue movement is rigorously and completely defined, even though it ends up seeming incomplete somehow. Pythagorean kiss a kiss given by someone who has developed some new and wonderful techniques but refuses to use them on anyone for fear that others would find out about them and copy them. Cartesian kiss a particularly well-planned and coordinated movement: "I think, therefore, I aim." In general, a kiss does not count as Cartesian unless it is applied with enough force to remove all doubt that one has been kissed. (cf. Polar kiss, a more well-rounded movement involving greater nose-to-nose contact, but colder overall.) Heisenbergian kiss
a hard-to-define kiss--the more it moves you, the less sure you are of where the kiss was; the more energy it has, the more trouble you have figuring out how long it lasted. Extreme versions of this type of kiss are known as "virtual kisses" because the level of uncertainty is so high that you're not quite sure if you were kissed or not. Virtual kisses have the advantage, however, that you need not have anyone else in the room with you to enjoy them. Nietzscheian kiss "she/he who does not kiss you, makes your lust stronger." Epimenidian kiss a kiss given by someone who does not kiss. Grouchoic kiss a kiss given by someone who will only kiss those who would not kiss him or her. Harpoic kiss shut up and kiss me. Zenoian kiss your lips approach, closer and closer, but never actually touch. Procrustean kiss suffice it to say that it is a technique that, once you've experienced it, you'll never forget it, especially when applied to areas of the anatomy other than the lips. |
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Think I qualify for a virtual kiss as it's the best I'm going to get I think Yea, I've come to the same conclusion. This year, I may be posting virtual kisses to all my lovely mingle2 women. Perhaps someone should start a Virtual Kisses topic. Could be popular all year long? Great idea Tom It was your idea though, so how about you do the honor of starting one? Nah, I like it when someone else starts a new topic (most of the time). I require no honorisms as justification. I know I am honorable. My self-esteem does not require propping up. The Virtual Kisses thread would be fun. Here is a light-hearted but technical take on Kissing http://www.trygve.com/uekiss.html Where on earth do you get these things? On New Year's Eve I'd like a deep,: weak in the knees passionate kiss! smooched: Aristotelian kiss a kiss performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway. Hegelian kiss dialiptical technique in which the kiss incorporates its own antithikiss, forming a synthekiss. Wittgensteinian kiss the important thing about this type of kiss is that it refers only to the symbol (our internal mental representation we associate with the experience of the kiss--which must necessarilly also be differentiated from the act itself for obvious reasons and which need not be by any means the same or even similar for the different people experiencing the act) rather than the act itself and, as such, one must be careful not to make unwarranted generalizations about the act itself or the experience thereof based merely on our manipulation of the symbology therefor. Godelian kiss a kiss that takes an extraordinarilly long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not. Here are some more of the classic kisses: Socratic kiss really a Platonic kiss, but it's claimed to be the Socratic technique so it'll sound more authoritative; however, compared to most strictly Platonic kisses, Socratic kisses wander around a lot more and cover more ground. Kantian kiss a kiss that, eschewing inferior "phenomenal" contact, is performed entirely on the superior "noumenal" plane; though you don't actually feel it at all, you are, nonetheless, free to declare it the best kiss you've ever given or received. Kafkaesque kiss a kiss that starts out feeling like it's about to transform you but ends up just bugging you. Sartrean kiss a kiss that you worry yourself to death about even though it really doesn't matter anyway. Russell-Whiteheadian kiss a formal kiss in which each lip and tongue movement is rigorously and completely defined, even though it ends up seeming incomplete somehow. Pythagorean kiss a kiss given by someone who has developed some new and wonderful techniques but refuses to use them on anyone for fear that others would find out about them and copy them. Cartesian kiss a particularly well-planned and coordinated movement: "I think, therefore, I aim." In general, a kiss does not count as Cartesian unless it is applied with enough force to remove all doubt that one has been kissed. (cf. Polar kiss, a more well-rounded movement involving greater nose-to-nose contact, but colder overall.) Heisenbergian kiss
a hard-to-define kiss--the more it moves you, the less sure you are of where the kiss was; the more energy it has, the more trouble you have figuring out how long it lasted. Extreme versions of this type of kiss are known as "virtual kisses" because the level of uncertainty is so high that you're not quite sure if you were kissed or not. Virtual kisses have the advantage, however, that you need not have anyone else in the room with you to enjoy them. Nietzscheian kiss "she/he who does not kiss you, makes your lust stronger." Epimenidian kiss a kiss given by someone who does not kiss. Grouchoic kiss a kiss given by someone who will only kiss those who would not kiss him or her. Harpoic kiss shut up and kiss me. Zenoian kiss your lips approach, closer and closer, but never actually touch. Procrustean kiss suffice it to say that it is a technique that, once you've experienced it, you'll never forget it, especially when applied to areas of the anatomy other than the lips. Where on earth do you get these things??! I'd like a deep weak-in-the-knees passionate kiss from the man I love! |
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Humm not even sure what I will be doing yet.... but if there is any kissing it will be with family or friends since it's just me and my dog~~~ sometimes doggie kisses are good. |
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Humm not even sure what I will be doing yet.... but if there is any kissing it will be with family or friends since it's just me and my dog~~~ sometimes doggie kisses are good. Well, according to the superstitions, they are. |
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Those long lippy sensual kisses, that act like an autograph to confirm the beginning of a relationship
Lets see...1983 was the last one I had. Are they still to be had, in this day & age? The Kissing License? I can't find mine... Ooooo... I'd like one of those |
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I'll probably be asleep...
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Well since Halle Berry will be busy that evening my chances getting one from her are none to even worse so I will have to settle for one from her in my dreams.
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who am i gonna kiss?
yo mama and yo daughter. prolly yo sista, cousin, and aunt. your next door neighbor, ex-wife, fiance, and maybe even yo granma...if i'm feelin' charitable. don't even try to lock up yo wimmins... nobody is safe. |
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who am i gonna kiss? yo mama and yo daughter. prolly yo sista, cousin, and aunt. your next door neighbor, ex-wife, fiance, and maybe even yo granma...if i'm feelin' charitable. don't even try to lock up yo wimmins... nobody is safe. |
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pucker up pisces...
the training wheels are coming off. |
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pucker up pisces... the training wheels are coming off. |
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I will probably kiss nobody! Maybe next year....*sigh |
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I will probably kiss nobody! Maybe next year....*sigh your kiss is on my list |
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YAY! Thanks Dub! |
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I will probably kiss nobody! Maybe next year....*sigh your kiss is on my list ...of the best things in life.... |
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