I just flipped the little lever on the window and tried to open it. It was frozen or something.

NOT! When opening a window, it helps not to lock it first.

I once burnt my tongue with hot soup. Moments later, I caught myself blowing on a fork full of lettuce, tomato, and Bleu cheese.

Any brain bubbles you are brave enough to admit to?

Yeah, sometimes I don't have a lighter, then I gotta light it on the cooker. And I can be so caught up in thought that I walk into the kitchen, open the tap, bend over to light my cig, then look at the water, dumbfounded, and think "Chips, this ain't gonna work!"
That has happened more than once...

SORRY but that's funny.

After shaving off long hair, doing the "shake and flip" when coming out of the shower will give you SUCH a headache!

You may laugh, hihi. It is rather daft

I think it was the "Chips, this ain't gonna work."

Been there.

Haha, and you sound so British.

I've driven all the way to work before realizing it was my day off.

I've handed in a homework report after working all weekend on it to be told I handed in my report last Friday after free period.

Can't count the number of times I forgot to pull up my zipper.

I got up for school one Sunday evening at 6:30 after an afternoon nap.

I've landed on the floor after changing around the furniture in my living room.

Too many times I have came back from swimming with my shirt inside out.

Got $40 cash back at the self-checkout at Walmart and forgot to grab it.
Went back in thinking it was still there.

Tried to get back with my X once.

Packed for a family picnic and forgot plates and utensils.

Went on a weekend camping trip and forgot my sleeping bag was in the dry cleaners.

Can't count the number of times I've said "Thank You" when I had nothing to be thankful about. (DMV, Paying a traffic ticket, Being reprimanded at work)

I've ran into a few sliding glass doors.

I've fell 'up' the stairs.

I once set down a box of books on a cat.

I've gotten dressed, hat and coat, grabbed the leash and took the dog for a walk and forgot the dog.

I placed pop 'n' fresh rolls too close to the crockpot and they exploded all over the room.

I heated a piece of 1/2 inch steel to cherry red with a rosebud torch. Shut off and sat down the torch, took off my welder's gloves, went to my toolbox and checked the bracket bend angles, came back and picked up the metal with my bare hand.

Joined Mingle2 thinking I could find someone local.

Lol, and that's just written lingo... you haven't heard me speak, grin. Sometimes I sound like a good English snob, other times you can clearly tell I'm Dutch.
When I had my oral exam (no, nothing sexual) for teach English back in the day the teachers said I had an east London accent. Because of my "o". And me was thinking "That's just my southern Dutch dialect, nothing east London about it!"
When I was on local UK radio a few ppl that phoned in said I had a west England accent. I can live with that! --> Glastonbury, Somerset :D I that area!

I'm a bit compulsive about keys/wallets. I'm slapping pockets often though the day.

I slapped my pocket today on the way into town. I did not feel the shards of my keys.



There was a moment of panic.

Then I looked down at the ignition.

Blimy!I think you are a sink lighting Lout!

I remember a bunch of years ago, my sister and I were driving somewhere and she was driving. I was eating m&m candies but I happened to drop a whole bunch all over the front seat and the floor. I gathered them all up and figured, I'm not eating these. I went to toss them out the window, but the window was closed, so they just came flying back into the car. Dah, it would help if I had the window rolled down. My sister was cracking up.

I cracked up too but it could happen to anybody cat lol

Once I thought a store was closed because I wasnt seeing any customers inside, and the door refused to budge when I pushed. As I stood there sulking, a lady whizzed past me , and spirited through THE OTHER SIDE of the double door.

All those years of college wasted

Joined Mingle2 thinking I could get a date.

Once set my beard on fire while burning trash on a windy day....not funny

It could still happen Scoob. Ya never know !

It could still happen Scoob. Ya never know !

Wanted to get a glass of water, went into the kitchen, automatically picked up the coffee pot, almost poured it out in the glass.
I seem to have my "Duh!" moments in the kitchen?

spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch..(check list)

Haven't done exactly that with keys, but similar. Latest favorite self-idiocy: call someone, and then mid chat, go into a panic, because I can't figure out where I left my cell.

I am not just trying to be funny here or a "clever poster" Rusty.

.. but my Mother actually introduced that to me at about 11 when she realized I was learning "subversive language" anyway.....as a trigger to calm down" and concentrate when getting ready for school.