So when one has to take meds for blood pressure
they can make one dizzy and one tends to fall.
Down.

So I have been practicing..falling.
So the next time I was ready to pass out, I purposefully
collapsed..inward, legs crossed, down on the fanny.

Problem was, both feet were tucked in, going the wrong
way when I fell, injuring all the ridge tendons
in each foot.

It is like I have no feet.
Have you ever tried to do anything with no feet?
Bathroom ablutions are the first priority, then water,
then food..then pain management..then cleanliness.

One learns to scoot real fast.
And the bed looks like Grand Central Station.
And I am bed-bound for the duration.
Me and my bedpan.
The pain is such I think it will be weeks.
Happened yesterday.
Encouragement is much appreciated :-)

Ouch! !
The first thing that came to mind when I noticed your thread was the film 'happy feet ' and the little penguin
I think you must keep the weight off them as much as possible but at the same time keep them moving to prevent stiffness

Just one other thing, I thought it a bit rude to say you fell on your 'fanny '
It means something completely different here
Good luck

Thank you :-)
I must pretend the feet are simply not there.
Very strange.

Ummm, what does fanny mean besides fanny?

Ladies bits
What does it mean there?

I guess you have said this in perfect English
But reading it you sound like the queen

Sweetie that sounds awful. My best wishes for a speedy recovery

Oh, dear!!!

Like mikey4yousweety I thought this might be about someone's inability to dance. I wish it were as what actually happened made me wince.

Over here the fanny is the next exit to the one you call the fanny. Landing on that would have required extreme splits

Here's hoping you have a speedy recovery

hahahahahahahaha youz guyz :-)

Well by fanny I meant the obvious one hahahaha

Ohh my girl~~~ I have been on crutches and one leg down but never both that was hard enough for me..

Makes getting around really hard.... get you a small stool on rollers if you have flat floors through out the house but not wheelchair accessible it can make a big difference..

Hahahah ice chest next to the bed for snacks and drinks while Krupa is at work..... and a potty chair... your set.. ohh lots of books too..

I feel for ya if I was close I would come keep ya company~~~

Thanks for getting me out of a whole funky
****, now that sounds bad

We'll settle for 'butt ' but don't settle to hard! !

Well anyone who cares to can walk a mile in my shoes.
I won't be needing them for a bit.

If they are a size 11 uk , or equivalent and not more than a 4 inch heel I'll take them. funky, maybe I can go out tonight!

If you're asking, I'm dancing

I'm askin, you dancin?

Don't forget, eatin is cheatin, as they say in Birkenhead!
Digressing a bit, hope you get well soon soufiehere

hahaha TxsGal ^^^^ googled it and sure enough,
in Britain it has a whole different meaning.

You Brits :-)

That is why an American woman shouldn't get involved with an English guy, could be very awkward