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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. if u know any more add some to this thread |
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God I used to know a million Chuck Norris "facts" lol. He's a good among MMORPG players.
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Archaeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It's actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archaeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it's simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there 3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ( 4. Some people wear superman pj's. Superman wear Chuck Norris Pj's |
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 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. |
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lol Joe
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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"One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
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"Water gets Chuck Norris" I can't take credit - I googled the ones I posted... liked these two... |
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as well did i ! lol
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris has the ability to make blind people see. Unfortunately for them, the fist and last thing they see is a round house kick to the face!
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris
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lightning never strikes the same place twice because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups...he just pushes the earth down...
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Chuck Norris' **** is so big, it has it's own ****, and that **** is still bigger than yours.
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lol!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard...only another fist.
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