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| Topic: If Women Were Finally In Charge | |
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Furniture would be re arranged much more often
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If women were in charge the world would be in worse chaos,there would be a civil war in every country & the men under the womens rule would end up being pusssyfied & they would be wearing skirts Skirts??? You mean like KILTS?  
Oh my, that would make the world a much better place! Of course only men with good legs are allowed to wear them 
Now can we change this little Beach scenario, have men & women as equals like they should be AND have men with good legs wear kilts?
I think I should just move to Scotland? 
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And all of them in tight black leather...
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I don't know if I want women in charge of everything.
After all, those whips sting . . . or so I heard. |
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And all of them in tight black leather...
HELL YES! That's even better!! Doesn't have to be tight though, that could be a bit queer.. But black leather, dang, I'm almost drooling now! There's even gorgeous brown leathers, I think I could appreciate those too. Maybe even better on the right guy. A smexy man in leathers is simply irresistible! |
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And all of them in tight black leather...
HELL YES! That's even better!! Doesn't have to be tight though, that could be a bit queer.. But black leather, dang, I'm almost drooling now! There's even gorgeous brown leathers, I think I could appreciate those too. Maybe even better on the right guy. A smexy man in leathers is simply irresistible! I think you were born for this position, Crystal. 
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And all of them in tight black leather...
HELL YES! That's even better!! Doesn't have to be tight though, that could be a bit queer.. But black leather, dang, I'm almost drooling now! There's even gorgeous brown leathers, I think I could appreciate those too. Maybe even better on the right guy. A smexy man in leathers is simply irresistible! I think you were born for this position, Crystal.
Does that position include a whip? 
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And all of them in tight black leather...
HELL YES! That's even better!! Doesn't have to be tight though, that could be a bit queer.. But black leather, dang, I'm almost drooling now! There's even gorgeous brown leathers, I think I could appreciate those too. Maybe even better on the right guy. A smexy man in leathers is simply irresistible! I think you were born for this position, Crystal.
Yes, I think so too, although I'm not entirely sure we're talking about the same position 
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And all of them in tight black leather...
HELL YES! That's even better!! Doesn't have to be tight though, that could be a bit queer.. But black leather, dang, I'm almost drooling now! There's even gorgeous brown leathers, I think I could appreciate those too. Maybe even better on the right guy. A smexy man in leathers is simply irresistible! I think you were born for this position, Crystal.
Does that position include a whip?
Men in leathers don't equal whips. Well, not necessarily anyways... |
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Toilet seats would automatically go up when the man entered the bathroom and a funnel would extend out to his waist to avoid " bad aim syndrome.
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Toilet seats would automatically go up when the man entered the bathroom and a funnel would extend out to his waist to avoid " bad aim syndrome. No I think that's where Dodo's whip comes into play? You miss and a whip will automatically appear and hit your ***. Minimum of 5 swats.. |
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Toilet seats would automatically go up when the man entered the bathroom and a funnel would extend out to his waist to avoid " bad aim syndrome. No I think that's where Dodo's whip comes into play? You miss and a whip will automatically appear and hit your ***. Minimum of 5 swats.. you may want to program that whip not to hit in " mid stream", otherwise the bathroom walls are going to have to be painted more often. |
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Toilet seats would automatically go up when the man entered the bathroom and a funnel would extend out to his waist to avoid " bad aim syndrome. No I think that's where Dodo's whip comes into play? You miss and a whip will automatically appear and hit your ***. Minimum of 5 swats.. you may want to program that whip not to hit in " mid stream", otherwise the bathroom walls are going to have to be painted more often. Good point! It'll have to wait till the stream has stopped and be done before the guy turns around 
I suppose that would typically be when you zip up. That could also be tricky though... hmm... maybe we best get a Dominatrix in? Think that's easier than programming the whip. |
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Umm.. I thought women were in charge..lol..
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Toilet seats would automatically go up when the man entered the bathroom and a funnel would extend out to his waist to avoid " bad aim syndrome. No I think that's where Dodo's whip comes into play? You miss and a whip will automatically appear and hit your ***. Minimum of 5 swats.. you may want to program that whip not to hit in " mid stream", otherwise the bathroom walls are going to have to be painted more often. Good point! It'll have to wait till the stream has stopped and be done before the guy turns around
I suppose that would typically be when you zip up. That could also be tricky though... hmm... maybe we best get a Dominatrix in? Think that's easier than programming the whip. Could get expensive.. having her hanging around all the time just waiting. Here's what you do. hire her for just the early morning hours. Get there about 1/2 hour before he gets up and just hang out in the bathroom, behind the door. because that is the 1st place he is going when he wakes up. Then she can whip the living hell out of him as he is barely awake and that's when most " stream mishaps" occur. This way you only pay her for about one hour One thing is for sure. If you whip the living hell out of the guy while he is barely awake.. he will learn not to piss on the toilet |
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Toilet seats would automatically go up when the man entered the bathroom and a funnel would extend out to his waist to avoid " bad aim syndrome. No I think that's where Dodo's whip comes into play? You miss and a whip will automatically appear and hit your ***. Minimum of 5 swats.. you may want to program that whip not to hit in " mid stream", otherwise the bathroom walls are going to have to be painted more often. Good point! It'll have to wait till the stream has stopped and be done before the guy turns around
I suppose that would typically be when you zip up. That could also be tricky though... hmm... maybe we best get a Dominatrix in? Think that's easier than programming the whip. Could get expensive.. having her hanging around all the time just waiting. Here's what you do. hire her for just the early morning hours. Get there about 1/2 hour before he gets up and just hang out in the bathroom, behind the door. because that is the 1st place he is going when he wakes up. Then she can whip the living hell out of him as he is barely awake and that's when most " stream mishaps" occur. This way you only pay her for about one hour One thing is for sure. If you whip the living hell out of the guy while he is barely awake.. he will learn not to piss on the toilet If only I had known that yonks ago... |
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Umm.. I thought women were in charge..lol.. I thought that's how you liked them? |
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If women were in charge? - brings to my mind the joke about what if the 3 wise men who visited Bethlehem were 3 wise women:
They would have arrived before the birth, helped w/the birth & cleaned up the stable & brought practical & useful gifts (what the heck was Mary supposed to do w/a bunch of frankincense & myrhh) LOL... |
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Women are always in charge!!!!!!!!!, as soon as you undertand this, better will go fof you,
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If women were in charge? - brings to my mind the joke about what if the 3 wise men who visited Bethlehem were 3 wise women: They would have arrived before the birth, helped w/the birth & cleaned up the stable & brought practical & useful gifts (what the heck was Mary supposed to do w/a bunch of frankincense & myrhh) LOL... Hahaha...I love it!...It's the time of year to concentrate on building better mangers than mouse traps. |
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