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| Topic: Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test? | |
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If you think this quiz is hard, then you'd be in trouble with the real test! The real citizenship exam has 100 questions -- and it ISN'T multiple choice. Only around 2% of American citizens can actually pass. See if you're one of them! http://offbeat.topix.com/quiz/2507?utm_campaign=2507-dk&utm_source=yahoo My score....97 |
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"12. How many times may a senator be re-elected?"
Hopefully this answer will change, if Trump executes his plan to "Drain the Swamp!" |
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"21. Which of the following is NOT one of the three major branches of government?"
Well, in theory at least! Up until this week, those folks seemed to act as a branch of the government. |
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If you think this quiz is hard, then you'd be in trouble with the real test! The real citizenship exam has 100 questions -- and it ISN'T multiple choice. Only around 2% of American citizens can actually pass. See if you're one of them! http://offbeat.topix.com/quiz/2507?utm_campaign=2507-dk&utm_source=yahoo My score....97 Citizen test?.. I would be happy if I passed the urine test. |
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Sure.. but the real question is ..
why would anybody want to?.. |
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Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test? Yes. A couple of times every year someone posts a forum with the test and then their awesomeness score that must be true because they said so, and since I post to forums I've taken a bunch of different citizenship tests. See if you're one of them! Wow! I got a 100%! That's the magic of the internet. I can put whatever score I want and there is absolutely no way for you to prove me wrong or if I even took the test or not. Also, my internet went down so I had to walk 2 miles to the local library, through snow, both ways, in order to take the test, carrying my grandmother on my back the entire way since the NSA stole my library card and my grandma said I could use hers if I took her with me. Plus we had to fight off anti trump looters. So my (real! I swear!) 100% on the test means more than anyone else's and makes me the most specialist and deserving to be a citizen more than anybody. You forgot the uphill part. I think you failed the US folklore test... 
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Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test? Yes. A couple of times every year someone posts a forum with the test and then their awesomeness score that must be true because they said so, and since I post to forums I've taken a bunch of different citizenship tests. See if you're one of them! Wow! I got a 100%! That's the magic of the internet. I can put whatever score I want and there is absolutely no way for you to prove me wrong or if I even took the test or not. Also, my internet went down so I had to walk 2 miles to the local library, through snow, both ways, in order to take the test, carrying my grandmother on my back the entire way since the NSA stole my library card and my grandma said I could use hers if I took her with me. Plus we had to fight off anti trump looters. So my (real! I swear!) 100% on the test means more than anyone else's and makes me the most specialist and deserving to be a citizen more than anybody. |
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Born here, so I passed it easily :-)
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Born here, so I passed it easily :-) Me too! And I didn't even study!
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Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test? Yes. A couple of times every year someone posts a forum with the test and then their awesomeness score that must be true because they said so, and since I post to forums I've taken a bunch of different citizenship tests. See if you're one of them! Wow! I got a 100%! That's the magic of the internet. I can put whatever score I want and there is absolutely no way for you to prove me wrong or if I even took the test or not. Also, my internet went down so I had to walk 2 miles to the local library, through snow, both ways, in order to take the test, carrying my grandmother on my back the entire way since the NSA stole my library card and my grandma said I could use hers if I took her with me. Plus we had to fight off anti trump looters. So my (real! I swear!) 100% on the test means more than anyone else's and makes me the most specialist and deserving to be a citizen more than anybody. Are you implying that Sojourning is lying? If so, I think you are just bitter 'cause he scored higher than you. ;) |
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Sure.. but the real question is .. why would anybody want to?.. Because America kicks ***. |
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I stopped when it got just too silly. Haddock. Really.
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Sure.. but the real question is .. why would anybody want to?.. Because America kicks ***. imagine when its made 'great' again,,lol its sad if anyone missed the three branches of government,,,,sadder if they vote,,lol |
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I missed the one about there being 57 states, I guessed 50.
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I learned all this stuff by watching schoolhouse rocks. But now I have that song stuck in my head " I'm just a Bill, on capital hill......" You just don't learn things from cartoons like you used too.
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Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test? Yes. A couple of times every year someone posts a forum with the test and then their awesomeness score that must be true because they said so, and since I post to forums I've taken a bunch of different citizenship tests. See if you're one of them! Wow! I got a 100%! That's the magic of the internet. I can put whatever score I want and there is absolutely no way for you to prove me wrong or if I even took the test or not. Also, my internet went down so I had to walk 2 miles to the local library, through snow, both ways, in order to take the test, carrying my grandmother on my back the entire way since the NSA stole my library card and my grandma said I could use hers if I took her with me. Plus we had to fight off anti trump looters. So my (real! I swear!) 100% on the test means more than anyone else's and makes me the most specialist and deserving to be a citizen more than anybody. You forgot the uphill part. I think you failed the US folklore test... And you didn't do it all by yourself 
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Born here, so I passed it easily :-) Yup, born here so, whooohoooo, i'm so glad! In yer face test takers! |
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Sure.. but the real question is .. why would anybody want to?.. Maybe some of almost 16 million who are under threat of boarding that big white bus... back to their home. Or those who loathe Socialism & the EU, and are against Free Trade & Open boarders. Or those who desire Freedom, Rights & Privileges like the rest of us here. Or the people that are no longer eligible for benifts, unless they can complete the forms themselves in front of random citizens... in English. Or people who don't want to loose their American driving privileges. Or the right to vote in the next election. Or the people who don't want their Sharia no go zone, turned into a golf course. ... scratch that one. That is practically enviable. 
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Yes, I passed. Yay me!
  I think I now understand why so many Americans may be stupid, if they do hit themselves with a Haddock or Halibut every other Wednesday!
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Yes, I passed. Yay me! I think I now understand why so many Americans may be stupid, if they do hit themselves with a Haddock or Halibut every other Wednesday! You missed that one. We use Mackerels. 
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