Topic: How are you a jerk? | |
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If you are completely satisfied with your current behavior, don't answer.
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Ok ...aRe you being short with me, |
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Yah....Sherrie... Joikoff |
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I am always short. I don't know how to be tall.
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What type of a jerk, good jerk, bad jerk, just a jerk, funny jerk, smart *** jerk, am I being a jerk?. I will be quiet now.
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How are you a jerk? By being complรจtely honest & straight forward |
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Been a jerk my whole life...too old to change now.
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I am always short. I don't know how to be tall. Just stand on a step stool and pretend. |
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I would be with Soufie and say nothing, but saying nothing is not my style. I like talking too much. So there!
Gave you two sentences, yet I didn't really say a thing. How clever is that??! |
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I will cut in front of you in rush hour as everyone tried to get off the exit ramp.
I'll cut right to the front and inch my car in.. forcing you to stop and let me i because you don't want to hit my car and go thru the cop and insurance hassle. BTW, I drive my piece of s*** car to work just for this reason, leave the good one home. Yes, the by product of that is being the recipient of many 1 finger salutes... but I get home quicker. |
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I'm not a jerk.
I'm just an A**Hole! |
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Small things piss me off.
The house could be on fire and I'd just say 'oh well' But leave a dirty cup in the sink and it's like Friday 13th. I need help. |
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If a guy sends me a link to a song that resembles our situation, I think it's a message.
Turns out - it's just a f*$#ing song. |
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Ohh.. personally I don't think I'm a jerk..
But if you were to ask the people that know me..lol |
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I sit down to pee, so I never leave the toilet seat up.
Women praise and adore me for it. Men then get jealous, and think I'm a jerk. Well boo hoo. Sucks to be them. |
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I sit down to pee, so I never leave the toilet seat up. Women praise and adore me for it. Men then get jealous, and think I'm a jerk. Well boo hoo. Sucks to be them. And i can take pictures to prove it I thought it would have been when you took all the blankets |
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