A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said,
"Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly,
"You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously,
"Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"

Tom, my man, you are one sick puppy!

i actually laughed outloud with that one.

OMG~! tooooo funny!

LMAO!!

EEEWWWWWW, that was just gross.
OK, but funny as well.

LMAO oh wow

was there names bob or steven.

Hilarious!!! I love it!

HILARIOUS

LMAO

funny reminds me of a gay friend that came over to my house and saw a can of corned beef. he looked at it and said "eww spam"...i replied...u put sperm in ur mouth....why not spam!!!!

lmao jamie

OMG tom that is the funniest thing I ve read in so long!!!