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Well on a scale of 0-10 I think it should be 111. Dats not a typo. It should make you crawl away from the bed shaking and twitching. It should make your eyes do this number. When you do the pillow talk it should be. Ummmm. Bubbalubba! What? Can't hear you. Do you hear that ringing? Is blue vision normal? Am I dead? Kisses afterwards should take 7 hours. You don't walk straight for 2 weeks. When you get home you take a shower, with your clothes on. Rob.....I am visualizing you in this situation. Lol |
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Hey
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good enough to change the sheets....
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Good enough to make me speak in fluent Russian.
(I don't know any Russian ...) |
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Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night.
(And all we own is a pet rock...) |
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Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...) Lmao love this one~~~~ |
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Sex should be fun! Period. Depending on the person your with, how much your into them, and how open you are in the bedroom determines the amount of fun you'll have while having it. I've never had bad sex because I've never had a partner- including casual- that I wasn't compatible with sexually and vise versa. SEX should be the adult version of an amusement park!
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Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...) |
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Good enough to see him again
Better than chocolate |
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Sex should be good enough, that you're not thinking of rubbing one out just to finish yourself off.
Nobody likes Starfish. |
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Maybe what this bumper sticker says:
The sex was so good even the neighbours lit a cigarette! And what Catiniadho said: so good that you want it again, and soon! Good enough that you have this magickal glow for some 3 days. (Then it's time to do it all over again.) |
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even my worst was still pretty damn good... Haha, question is... for who? You or her or both? |
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Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...) Priceless! |
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hey guys I also dont want to mention am so good down that road...
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so hot there...u change sheets thrice
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hmmm,I lv
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en u feel like aprincess jst...hmmm
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Yeah about 30 minutes after you're done
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Long lasting
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Great sex...when he actually get the name right....and so do you...
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