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Topic: How good should sex be?
Robxbox73 Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 5302	Thu 05/12/16 09:43 PM
Well on a scale of 0-10 I think it should be 111. Dats not a typo. It should make you crawl away from the bed shaking and twitching. It should make your eyes do this number. When you do the pillow talk it should be. Ummmm. Bubbalubba! What? Can't hear you. Do you hear that ringing? Is blue vision normal? Am I dead? Kisses afterwards should take 7 hours. You don't walk straight for 2 weeks. When you get home you take a shower, with your clothes on. Rob.....I am visualizing you in this situation. Lol

123kiddo321 Joined Wed 03/16/16 Posts: 1	Thu 05/12/16 09:44 PM
Hey

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Thu 05/12/16 10:02 PM
good enough to change the sheets....

peggy122 Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 6525	Fri 05/13/16 05:33 AM
Good enough to make me speak in fluent Russian. (I don't know any Russian ...)

peggy122 Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 6525	Fri 05/13/16 05:42 AM
Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...)

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76392	Fri 05/13/16 06:02 AM
Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...) Lmao love this one~~~~

ka4788 Joined Mon 05/09/16 Posts: 8	Fri 05/13/16 06:54 AM
Sex should be fun! Period. Depending on the person your with, how much your into them, and how open you are in the bedroom determines the amount of fun you'll have while having it. I've never had bad sex because I've never had a partner- including casual- that I wasn't compatible with sexually and vise versa. SEX should be the adult version of an amusement park!

Bahitieva Joined Mon 11/23/15 Posts: 2443	Fri 05/13/16 07:02 AM
Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...)

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Fri 05/13/16 07:11 AM
Good enough to see him again Better than chocolate

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Fri 05/13/16 07:18 AM
Sex should be good enough, that you're not thinking of rubbing one out just to finish yourself off. Nobody likes Starfish.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 05/14/16 03:17 AM
Maybe what this bumper sticker says: The sex was so good even the neighbours lit a cigarette! And what Catiniadho said: so good that you want it again, and soon! Good enough that you have this magickal glow for some 3 days. (Then it's time to do it all over again.)

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 05/14/16 03:18 AM
even my worst was still pretty damn good... Haha, question is... for who? You or her or both?

Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Sat 05/14/16 03:22 AM
Good enough that the neighbours start complaining about our dogs howling in the night. (And all we own is a pet rock...) Priceless!

kayagapaula Joined Fri 05/13/16 Posts: 12	Sat 05/14/16 03:28 AM
hey guys I also dont want to mention am so good down that road...

kayagapaula Joined Fri 05/13/16 Posts: 12	Sat 05/14/16 03:30 AM
so hot there...u change sheets thrice

kayagapaula Joined Fri 05/13/16 Posts: 12	Sat 05/14/16 03:44 AM
hmmm,I lv

kayagapaula Joined Fri 05/13/16 Posts: 12	Sat 05/14/16 03:45 AM
en u feel like aprincess jst...hmmm

ryan0423 Joined Fri 05/13/16 Posts: 2	Sat 05/14/16 05:10 AM
Yeah about 30 minutes after you're done

naddyaaa Joined Mon 05/16/16 Posts: 3	Mon 05/16/16 06:36 AM
Long lasting

flex533 Joined Mon 05/16/16 Posts: 28	Tue 05/17/16 07:41 PM
Great sex...when he actually get the name right....and so do you...