make me laught guys

I would make you laugh but my dog ate my jokes.

haha

sexygirl I hope you enjoyed that silly joke.

yea

sexygirl you got any jokes to share

my friend e mail me this one Hi-Tech Guy Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like
there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek
and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him
this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy replies, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone
installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."

The bartender says "Prove it."

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The
bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed
it!"

"Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you
name it. By the way, where is the men's room?"

The bartender directs him to the men's room.

The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return.
Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the
men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the
wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his
butt.

"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."

Very funny

sexygirl I got a good laugh out of that. Keep up the good work.

thanks



Computer Geek Pickup Lines



I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.
Oh little processer of my desire!
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
I want all of our functions to be read/write.
Living with you is like virtual reality.
We can make beautiful .wav files together.
May we never have any bad CRC's.
I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
Let's interface our hardware.
Press any key to continue.
May our communication always be synchronous.
Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
I'll always have cache for you.
Our LoveRoutines link perfectly.
Ever since I met you, I've been looping a recursive subroutine.
No kinky Windows stuff.
I think we should increase our bandwidth.
Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever
binary.
Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.
Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?
Trust me, I'm user friendly.
Well, now you've gone and killed my process.
You can't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs!
Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.

Very funny. I laughed so hard I just about fell over. Sexgirl you know
how to make me laugh.

thanks

Heres one for you.
Guy walks into a bar, throws a 50$ bill down says
buy the bar a round on me, and give that duche bag at the end of the bar
one too.
Bartender says hey! you can't talk like that about my patrons, bartender
comes back, gives the guy his change.
The guy asks, what did she have?
bartender says, oh, she had a vinegar n water.

why don,t chickens go pee?they eat with thier pickers
what do you call to cows that masterbate?ground beef strogenoff

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in.

“Mommy, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and
Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby,
honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had
daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

funny

thanks. glad I could help!!

who esle is funny

im not funny just funny looking.

how about one more for good measure eh??

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front
of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day,
fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now
complaining that her breasts are too small.

The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to
grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between
your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long
will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”

The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?”