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who want to play tackle football

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u 2

nuber 16 would be on me

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almost everyday and i like tackle

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qb mostly i got a good arm

i know

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i done that befor

football watching it abd playing it i do

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Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally
I
would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not
running
the country.

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your
head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area
code)

3. Multiply by 80

4. Add 1

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250

9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ??????

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast table one morning and the old gentleman said to
his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?"

Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples
are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised,"

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