lmao

hee hee ^_^ already I luv making you laugh...tis fun!!

i love to laught

yes, this I can see cutie pie. hope I made your day/evening with such
funny stuff ^_~

want to laugh even harder??? you know where to find me =)

Men And Women


* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn't want.

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

* Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

* Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

* There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage.

Rich




An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what
they would do if they had a million dollars.

Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper.

"Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?"

"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

very funny

thanks

2 drunks walk out of a bar and stumbles upon something that completely
stupidfies them on the sidewalk.
The 1st drunk says to the 2nd "Is that chocolate bar or is that doo doo?
"I thinks is chocolate....wait it's crap...no no it chocolate...."
They debate for 10 minutes until the 2nd drunk has a bright idea. He
stoops down, breaks off a chunk of the mystery brownie, you know for
texture, and places it in his mouth.
He savors it for a little while then says "That's settles that, that's
one big pile of dog shit! But hey at least we didn't step in it."

lmao good one

Glad you like it but to tell the truth I had to change that joke a
bit...originally it was 2 blonds.

lol yeah well either or it was still good. The blonde version woulda
been a little to real life I think hahahahahahahahaha J/K

What do u call a russian delivery driver who works for Schweeps?















Dropalotapopov
(drop a lot of pop off)

Here's another one....

An airhead goes to a icecream store and she asks the man behind the
counter "Can I have 1 gallon of Chocolate icecream? The man says "I'm
sorry we're all out of chocolate. Do you want anything else?

The airhead, as if she didn't understand what "all out of" meant, asks
"Well can I have 1 pint of chocolate?" The man replies, a bit confused
maybe she didn't hear right, says "Sorry we're all out of chocolate.
Would you want to try out cookies n cream, or butter pecan?"

She then asks "Well can I have 1 scoop of chocolate?" The man just looks
at her for a minute and asks "Can you spell van in vanilla?"She goes
"Yes V-A-N, van"

He asks "Can you spell straw in strawberry?"
She goes "Yes S-T-R-A-W, straw.

He then asks "Can you spell fuck in chocolate?"
She thinks for a second and says "But there no fuck in chocolate?" He
fires back "That's what I've been trying to tell you....THERE NO FUCKING
CHOCOLATE!"

lol