how do you go about actually starting one?

First you get the chloroform and some rope.

yeah... go for that idea... it might cause you to start a relationship with a rather large man that will make you their *****

ummm you don't exactly get one like ordering from the Sears catalogue...

You have conversations...you learn about people ... then you have more conversations and learn more about them ... voila a relationship ...

u don't look for it
like a haunting dog
u have to be more like a snake
patiently waiting til the prey comes to u by herself

First, you put your right foot in, right foot out, right foot in and shake it all about........

yeah... go for that idea... it might cause you to start a relationship with a rather large man that will make you their *****

He never said a healthy relationship...also, Bubba is just misunderstood.

uhhh Miguel ... are you seriously telling a guy to act like a snake????

it has worked for me
ohhhh hold on
did he say relationship now?????????????

....it's just a jump to the left....and bring your knees in tight..

What you need for a relationship is bait. Just walk around in your best clothes talking about how your favorite activities are changing yourself and commitment. Then get your chloroform and some rope.

What if it really IS allllllll about the hokey pokey?

It used to be so easy for me. I had 5 or 6 close female friends who all thought I should go out with their neighbor or cousin or sister or co-worker or best friend's tennis partner or something. If things didn't work, the next one was a phone call away.

Now, all of those female friends are 30 and married and have 2.4 kids, and all of the sisters and cousins and etc. are 30 and married and have 2.4 kids. The well has run dry.

The best girlfriend I ever had, I met on a website back in 1999, and that was amazing, but she's gone too. I've met eight other people from websites since then (including 2 megadisasters last year), but those experiences were about as pleasant as being stung by 1000 jellyfish while being forced to listen to my ex-wife's Ricky Skaggs CDs.

I am currently living in a town where I am reliably told that the ONLY way to meet anyone is in a church or a bar, two places I simply refuse to go. Since I don't own enough cows or farm equipment to even register on the radar here, I'm basically just persona non tracta (OK, that one may have crossed the line into excessively esoteric, but I don't care) and have not met a single person in the almost 2 years I've lived here.

I'm totally stumped at this point.

I'm fading fast....heheheheheh

If you have farm animals why do you need to meet someone? ...Someone was gonna say it eventually, I might as well do it first!

Now that's a cookie cutter answer!

Your pun has been noted. Expect the Death Squad to arrive sometime later this evening for horrible, horrible usage. =p

Shamrock -- even the noble stegosaurus would be better than the two train wrecks I met from other sites lat year!

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wouldee- you are smiling and that is always a good start for a good thing..

.....am trying the Jess thing....bringing me knee in slooooooooooooowly ahhhhhhhhh, I see the light, thanks wiseone