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That's Dutch, I recognize it, it's the name of a street over there.
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Da, lyubov vyso preodoleyet!
 Mne nuzhna praktikovatsa v russkam! 
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Ya predpochitayu zhits v'gorodye!
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parlez vous francais?
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K sozhaleniyu, ya poka ne govoryu po russki!
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Ya ponimayu po-russky ochen khorosho! Ya ezuchal po-russky v'shkolye!
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**** me bound me gag me i just need to get laid my names tony krutina: ] hit me up yoo
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you pull out the tube and inflate afterwards you clean her up and stuff her ass back under the bed ..lol a relationship made in heaven all the fun none of the *****in..lol
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dial 1-900-getmeadate!
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I use fedex, they always deliver my dates on time.
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lol Gypsy, why not? They got a 1 900 number for everything else.
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HUH???????????
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Alright, listen up. this is great fun... have to share it now that I'm finished laughing with you all.... well, maybe not yet!!.... Keep this between us guys!! go on CL and respond to a personal and then flag everything else... then go over to the guys ads and flag them all at all times when you find a good one you want to keep focused on you.... Some of you guys may find a better way and I'm all ears
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Hmm...I think there was a stalker post somewhere.
You might want to reference that thread for some tips... 
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Do a lil dance...make a lil love....you know the rest
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 Not the desperate stalker thread, Bay, I hope you don't mean that one!!! Poor guy will have mashed potatoes, mangoes, and Rolos in cammo gear crawling around his backyard in the long grass, wondering what the hell he is doing!!!
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He'll be too busy sculpting trinkets for you out of playdough to wonder how the mashed potatoes and mangoes got there! |
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Oh and belly button lint!!! Don't forget the belly button lint.
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Oh yes! And don't forget the jello!!!
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